Oh for crying out loud mister, why would you bother robbing a bank in Switzerland at 80? Seriously, just go home, put your feet up and leave it to the young and dumb. The masked geriatric made his getaway on foot but was soon apprehended. I feel I need to slap my forehead.
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Holy Stephen King Batman, the latest “must have” at children’s birthday parties in Switzerland is a friggin scary clown.Oh lordie, lordie, I kid you not! Look away Jammers, look away! The idea was the brainchild of actor Dominic Deville, who set up the Evil Clown service in Lucerne after being inspired by horror movies. Yes, that’s right parents, for a pretty penny you can hire him to scare the crap out of your little snowflakes, but be warned, book early, he’s hell popular. Here’s a little of what to expect… Each party usually starts off with Deville contacting the birthday boy girl or boy and telling them they are being watched (nice mood setter). He then sends them taunting text messages and a few booby trapped letters telling them to be afraid because at some time he’s going to suddenly appear and smash a birthday cake into their face. By that stage I’d be wanting my lolly bag and my mommy to get me the hell out of there! Friggin evil clowns, sheez!
Psst If my parents ever tried this when I was a kid I would have sued their friggin asses off (after years of therapy of course).