
I hate my life!
Hold onto your buckets, an Aussie cruise ship arrived in Sydney with 182 passengers suffering from gastro. I’m guessing no lines at the buffet. After a thorough clean the ship will be cruising back off into the sunset, minus a few.
I hate my life!
Hold onto your buckets, an Aussie cruise ship arrived in Sydney with 182 passengers suffering from gastro. I’m guessing no lines at the buffet. After a thorough clean the ship will be cruising back off into the sunset, minus a few.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing
Getting busted growing $2 million worth of marijuana, dumbass. Getting caught stealing every ones electricity to grow it….priceless.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
40 armed police armed with assault rifles and an armoured BearCat vehicle surrounded a house in Sydney for three hours in a tense standoff with a man believed to be involved in a shooting. Police, using a megaphone ,tried to coax the man out but after getting no joy they sent in specialist officers from the Tactical Operations Unit to force their way into the house. Problem was the house was empty. Awks. Still no word on who or where the gunman is.
Filed under Whoops!
Move over worst nightmare we have a new winner. Imagine being on a 13 hour plane ride from Santiago (Chile) to Sydney with 26 students hurling their guts up violently (and lets not forget the diarrhoea) in the eight toilets, after boarding with friggin gastro. The tour group spewed and pooed the entire trip while horrified passengers watched on. When the flying bucket landed the sick were met by a line of ambulances escorting them to hospital. Pasta or chicken?
Psst Pity the poor cleaners
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross
I took a shot of this billboard while waiting for a train in a Sydney underground station. I’m not sure about you but I don’t think I will be sending a get well, hope your mucus clears up card to anyone, anytime soon. Just saying.
Psst Mucus is a very unattractive word!!!!
Filed under Friggin Gross, Well I Never
Having spent a week in Sydney it occurred to me why Perth will always be the poor cousin….
Sydney has …….
We got …..
Sydney has …
Perth’s got ….
Sydney has ….
Perth’s got …
Sydney’s got ….
We end up with …..
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
Sorry Wombies but I couldn’t help it. Belgian waffles with melted Guylian chocolate and whipped cream.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, You Go Girl!
Filed under Uncategorized
Feet up Sydneysiders, there is a new rat in town and it ain’t scared of no bait traps, in fact it’s friggin immune to poison. No, I take that back, they are friggin addicted to it!!!! Yep, the super-rodents get a buzz from Ratsak. So sleep with one eye open or those ground-dwelling sewer rats and roof rats may just kick your sorry ass out of bed.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife