For many a year someone had been leaving piles of poo along a shopping strip in North Ryde in NSW. Fed up with shit outside his shop, a restaurateur set up a surveillance camera to catch the culprit. Hmm, allegedly 71 year old millionaire property owner Salvatore ”Sam” Cerreto could be seen on the footage walking up to the restaurant with a roll of toilet paper, pulling down his daks, before squatting and taking a dump. That’s a wilful and obscene exposure and offensive behaviour charge right there! So far he hasn’t given a reason for his bad behavior.
This story comes to you courtesy of Duncan (aka Madhatter) and the letter F.
Psst He likes giving me the shit stories!