Well Loons, if I play my cards right I might be otherwise engaged for a few months. Seems a restaurant and bar chain in Tampa, Florida are looking for “Drink It Interns” to travel the world and drink beer for 4 months. I’m in….
PSST Applications close 26th March but don’t bother I got this one home and hosed…. cheers
Oh for the love of Mexican, some restaurant in Tampa is receiving bomb threats after they added real lion meat tacos to their menu. Seems animal activists are not fans. The owners and staff have been under threat since news broke about this exotic meat meal. One angry man rang the manager and said he’d “kidnap me and grind me up for a taco.” Oh and just in case you were wondering, the restaurant gets the meat from a farm in the US that breeds lions for meat.
The Virgin Mary is currently in Florida residing on the wall of Hamburger Mary’s restaurant, just in case you were wondering. Hmm, evidently this isn’t the first time the Blessed Virgin has appeared on an inanimate object in Tampa Bay. Go Tampa. A few years back she made herself at home on the glass windows of a Clearwater office building. That was until vandals threw rocks at her. Anywho, for those of you of the religious persuasion who want to take a gander at the Virgin Mary on the wall of Hamburger Mary’s just take note the restaurant is famous for its gay karaoke and drag queen bingo nights. Not that there is anything wrong with that!
Oh my, there must be worse things than getting busted trying to buy a $20 prostitute for your elderly dad? Hmm, I can’t think of any right at this moment but I’m sure there must be! Yep, poor Pia Kirchberg was on the prowl in Tampa, Florida, looking for a woman of the night to service her 80 year old father, Maurice Kirchberg, but unfortunately found an undercover officer instead. That’s an arresting right there (for both of them).
Psst Sheez, $20 hooker, is the economy that bad?
Billy Pierce Jr
Geez Billy Pierce Jr, going after you’re papa with bone cutting scissors is an aggravated assault charge right there. Billy Jr and Billy Snr had a little verbal over a health issue. During the ensuing fight junior picked up a pair of “black bone cutting scissors” and threatened senior with them. Junior told police he was in a “homicidal mood” and was going to use the scissors to cut his hair.
What the hell has Tampa got against clowns? A man has been arrested after he was spotted walking down the street wearing a clown mask and bright wig. The man who was with two other non clowns was taken into custody by a deputy and charged with “wearing a mask or hood” on a public road. Little Red Riding Hood, you better watch your back!
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Oh for goodness sakes, a man in Tampa, Florida has been arrested after he tried to set his father on fire with a “makeshift” blowtorch! Yes, the 52 year old man doused his dear old papa (77) with gasoline, grabbed a can of bug spray and then took aim using his lighter to ignite the fumes as he sprayed. Fortunately he missed his target. I am guessing the argument over money seems petty in comparison now!
Psst Bye, bye inheritance!