Ewh, ewh, ewh a Queensland barmaid narrowly escaped jail after she assaulted a McDonald’s drive thru teller with a wet tampon . Rebecca Leigh Crimmins pleaded guilty to the charge after, in a drunken prank, she dabbed the wet tampon on a Maccas worker’s hand and then threw it at him when he rushed off to wash himself. The flying tampon missed his back and splattered on the fridge inside the store. Ms Crimmins claimed the tampon was dipped in lime cordial and had not come from you know where???? The judge, who was “dubious” about the lime cordial story, told Cummins she would have gone straight to jail had it been proven the tampon was used. She’s friggin Mclucky!!!
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It was bound to happen, a tampon company in Pakistan have made a WikiLeaks inspired sanitary pad ad. It goes something like this “WikiLeaks ….Butterfly doesn’t”.
What the hell were you thinking lady? According to police, Venus Lewis (41) began chasing two under 16 year old league football players around the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center yelling she would have sex with them as soon as she caught them (fat chance of that). After that epic failure she went over to some picnic tables, pulled down her pants and inserted a tampon. Come on, I couldn’t make this up. But wait, there’s more. Following that little episode she began masturbating on one of the tables before grabbing a boy’s crotch. This arrest will make it number 10 for Ms Lewis. Please god tell me she doesn’t have kids!