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Stunning

OK, I’m not here to judge (lol) but way to go girl. A teen cancer patient had one of her bucket list wishes come true, She got to friggin taser someone. Woohoo, I would love to do that. The Newark police stepped up for the challenge and the teen got to zap a cop. The volunteer cop said “It is unpleasant to say the least, but if for five seconds if it makes somebody’s kind of dream come true, especially in her situation, I think it was well worth it,”

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Taser Fail

Getting tasered is bad enough, crying  like a sissy is priceless …..

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Taser Of The Week Award Goes To……

You get caught having sex on the lawn at 2am in Yelm that’s not a just a tasering, that’s a double tasering! When Patrick Bergin and a woman got interrupted having sex on the lawn by police after neighbors complained about loud music, she screamed and took off, while he refused to sit down. That’s a double tasering right there. Hmm, I don’t know what the dude was drinking but he managed to pull out the taser barbs not once but twice!

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Taser My Daughter Bro

OK, here’s the thing mister, I wouldn’t guarantee the police won’t taser you even if you use your 2 year old as a shield. Come on you know their track record! Jesse Cox used his daughter as a human shield to avoid getting tasered but isn’t too sure what he is going to use to avoid getting 4 years in prison! Cox had broken into the house of his ex wife at the time of the incident.

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Police Taser God

The naked man who said he was God and the Devil had to be tasered by Washington county police after motorists rang 911 complaining he was jumping on passing cars and screaming. Hmm, heroin was found in “God’s” pockets!

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Michael Jackson’s Kids Involved In A Thriller

Gosh, Michael Jackson will be rolling around in his mausoleum after it was reported one of Jermaine’s kids, Jaafar, purchased a stun gun and was trying to zap Blanket with it. Run Blanket, run! As you can imagine TMZ is alive with the sound of WTF  and now the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services are saying WTF. Oh crap. Of course the Jackson family are watering down the whole affair saying that the stun gun was confiscated from the little snowflakes after security heard strange noises coming from inside the house. They are denying any of the children were tasered and say Blanket wasn’t the intended target. Nice one cousins.

Psst Had all gone to plan, Blanket would have received a nice little jolt, the stun gun in question, Scorpion 300,000 volt stun is the smallest most powerful single battery unit on the market.

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At First You Don’t Succeed

I don’t know what the 47 year naked guy had taken but it took two stun gunnings before police were able to subdue him. The Fremont police were called to an apartment where the man was jumping around starkers, shouting obscenities and basically being a right twat. Eventually they  taser him after he charged them and began screaming something in Spanglish.

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My Child Is Like A Shield of Steel

WTF. When Jorge Garcia thought he was about to be tasered by police, he grabbed the only thing he could think of to protect himself…his baby. Yes, Garcia grabbed the baby from inside his car and held it up like a shield but after the baby was safely removed, the police got their wish and tasered him. Wife (and baby’s mom) was also present and charged.

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Festive Tasering

It’s the season to be tasered, falalalala lalakingla. A man was tasered during a Carols by Candlelight in Sydney after he punched a cop in the face. Seems some of the 4,000 plus crowd got a little volatile during the festivities and when the policeman went to break up an “altercation” he got a knuckle sandwich for his troubles. Hmm, not near so bad as a friggin volt sandwich though!

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Best Taser Story of The Week

Atta boys!

And the winner goes to the 10 year old girl who kicked a police officer in the balls and got tasered for her troubles. Lets just say her mother wasn’t very helpful, she encouraged the cop to taser her. The Ozark police were called to the girl’s house after her mother rang begging them to have her taken to a youth shelter. When they arrived they found the screaming crying child refusing to budge, so her mom told them to taser her if need be. Allegedly officer Dustin Bradshaw then carried her to the living room where he received a hard kick to the nuts, legs and feet. Hmm, so after a little tasering she was handcuffed, carried to the car and promptly delivered to the Western Arkansas Youth Shelter. Problem solved.

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