French police were forced to taser a chocolate obsessed monkey that had been harassing residents from the Castellanne area for weeks. Living on a diet of Kinder chocolate fed to him by school kids, the hyperactive monkey had been avoiding capture until zap…. Authorities believe the monkey was a pet that had been abandoned.
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Some dude stripped naked on the tarmac at Manchester Airport after peeing on the terminal building. Not only did he have to face the humiliation of showing off his jangly bits but he got his face slapped by his furious girlfriend before being tasered by the police. Otherwise it was a great hol.
I’m so sorry sir, but I thought the white cane you were holding was a sword, if I knew you were just blind I would never have tasered you. Awkward. Police in England have apologized to a blind man who they tasered after they received reports of someone walking around Chorley with a samurai sword. The poor man, who never saw it coming, thought he was being mugged by thugs.
Psst The real samurai carrying dude was later arrested