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Monica Chants For Hillary Clinton

Poor Hillary, not only did she have to dodge flying tomatoes and shoes  from Egyptian demonstrators during her visit to Alexandria but she had to endure the embarrassing taunts of “Monica, Monica”.  It’s a bitch being the US Secretary of State…. and being married to Bill!!!

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Polly Wants To Pull The Piss

So who's a clueless big-mouthed idiot then?

You know what I hate? When your friggin neighbors teach their bird to say “Clueless big-mouthed idiot” after you complain to police about them being too loud.I really friggin hate that! Wang Han-chin, from Taiwan, claimed in his lawsuit that he was so peeved when the mynah (a bird) began cursing him with insulting words every time he left his home  it made him lose concentration at work, resulting in him suffering burns.Unfortunately for Mr Han-chin, not even his legal team could find sufficient evidence and quietly slunk off to withdraw the charges. Hmm Han-chin, might want to considered buying a cat!

Psst Thanks to FF and the letter G for the story.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Introducing the dumbass bank robber of the week. Instead of just being happy with the money he stole, the German robber decided to taunt the police and a few newspapers with emails correcting them on erroneous descriptions of himself. Hmm, would have worked had police not traced his friggin email address. Loser.

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It Was Cold!!!!

You know, it was only going to be a matter of time before airport scanners would be blamed for small penis rage. Rolando Negrin, an airport security screener, was arrested over an assault at Miami International Airport after he bashed the crap our of Hugo Osorno for making jokes about his small genitalia. Mr Negrin had been suffering “small penis” taunts on a daily basis by colleagues ever since he walked through a “whole body” image scanner as part of a training session. It is alleged Mr Negrin confronted Osorno in the airport car park then pulled out a police baton and began whacking him with it before yelling at him to get on his knees and apologize. Geez, how small was it?

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