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Casual Cabbie

Only in friggin Perth can a passenger snap a shot of a cabbie wearing no pants! Whoohoo, the state of excitement.

 

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So What You’re Saying is NO?

As if lady!

Honey , Sweetie, darl when approaching a Darwin taxi driver for a little sex on the side, you might want to think about having a shower first. Dean the cabbie picked up the woman outside a tavern and she soon asked if he wanted to have sex…his response…”If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out.” In other words, Dean politely declined the offer but then things got nasty. The enraged sheila began swearing, cursing and kicking, then got out of the taxi for some more swearing, kicking and cursing before she threw a bottle through the rear window.Hmm, no one puts the fat, ugly , smelly woman in the corner (even in Darwin)!

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Shooting Spree Shocks Britain

Sadly another murder spree has left several communities in northern England bewildered and in shock. Taxi driver Derrick Bird, armed with a shotgun and automatic hunting rifle, drove for 3 hours  through small villages and towns randomly firing at the locals. Many of the victims were shot at point blank range after he beckoned them over to his car.In the end 12 people were dead and 25 injured in what has become Britain’s worst mass shooting since Dunblane, when 16 children and teachers were killed. After his rampage Mr Bird killed himself in a wooded area (as they do) near a farm once owned by children’s writer Beatrice Potter. It is believed Mr Bird’s twin brother was one of the first victims.  A fight at work, over rivals stealing cabbie fares, may have triggered the rampage but it is also being reported Mr Bird  was upset over issues with  his mother’s will and was suffering financial troubles.

It has also been reported that prior to the rampage  Mr Bird tried to get help from a local hospital but was turned away.

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Come On Pay Fair

Say What?

A man, believed to be Polish, gave a taxi driver an offer he COULD refuse… sleep with my wife instead of paying the fare. The drunk man was picked up from the Wellington pub in Bolton but when he was driven home  refused to pay the fare.  Instead he allegedly asked the driver to come inside the house for “jiggy jiggy” with the missus. Hmm, if he said “jiggy Jiggy” I’d be thinking she was really fat. Anywho, the driver pressed the panic button and fellow drivers came to the rescue. After heated words and a few attacks on their cars the man raced into his house and came back wielding an 18 inch machete.  Exit taxi drivers who “parted like the Red Sea”.  Fortunately the driver managed to dial 999 after he was chased down the street by the machete swinger swinging passenger.

Psst Thanks to Dave at Hambo Central for this little gem.

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Clark Cabbie Kent

Only a flesh wound!

Look up in the sky, is it a bird, is it a plane, no it’s a Chicago cabbie. Despite being shot 5 times, a Chicago cabbie has managed to pin down the alleged perpetrator until police arrived. The cab driver was shot in the left side of his neck, right side of his neck, back portion of his neck, in his lower lip , and his back by his passenger who intended to rob him. Unfortunately the shooter didn’t know who he was messing with because before he could say bippity boppity boo the cabbie had jumped into the back seat of the taxi and laid on top of him. The cabbie remains in a critical condition.

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