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I Might Be A Bird But I’m Not Stupid!

I’m not sure if this is another case of “fake news” but a hawk decided a taxi cab was a safe place as any to hide from Hurricane Harvey. Be damned if he was going to be getting out anytime soon. Hmm, I wonder if the cab driver left the meter running?


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

Not Your Time

Well I’ll be. A woman in Buenos Aires had had enough with life so jumped off a 23rd floor hotel balcony (some 328ft) . Fortunately a taxi roof broke her fall (and her hips and ribs) but she is going to be OK, not happy, but OK. Doctors say the fact she landed in the seated position saved her life. Hmm, that will be one bruised bum. Meanwhile the taxi driver must be thanking his lucky stars he saw a policeman looking up, prompting him to get out of the car, or he would have been squashed.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

So What You’re Saying is NO?

As if lady!

Honey , Sweetie, darl when approaching a Darwin taxi driver for a little sex on the side, you might want to think about having a shower first. Dean the cabbie picked up the woman outside a tavern and she soon asked if he wanted to have sex…his response…”If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out.” In other words, Dean politely declined the offer but then things got nasty. The enraged sheila began swearing, cursing and kicking, then got out of the taxi for some more swearing, kicking and cursing before she threw a bottle through the rear window.Hmm, no one puts the fat, ugly , smelly woman in the corner (even in Darwin)!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Honeymoon is Over

OK, here’s the thing people, don’t, and I repeat DON’T, drive through a slum in Cape Town, it will only end in death. Anni Dewani was murdered after she and her millionaire hubby, Shrien Dewani, were hijacked by robbers as they drove in a taxi through slums in South Africa. The robbers forced the taxi driver from the vehicle and sped off with the two terrified British newlyweds in the back seat. Mr Dewani was later robbed and forced out of the vehicle but his wife of two weeks was taken by the gang. Her body was later found slumped on the back seat of the abandoned minibus in another slum. It is believed she was shot.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary

The Problem With High Heels

I am telling you, a stiletto through the eye is going to friggin hurt. Gavin Taylor and his girlfriend Staci Hargreaves were in a taxi having spent the night out in Huddersfield, West Yorks, when they began quarreling. One thing lead to another and Staci allegedly grabbed her stiletto and plunged it into Gavin’s eye. The blow being so harsh the shoe is believed to have pierced his eye, traveled through his eye socket and touched his brain! That’s the problem with those damn high heels,   had it been a flat heel he would have simply had a headache. Anywho, Mr Taylor is recovering in hospital and Ms Hargreaves in a heap of trouble.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wrong, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

It’s Just Not Fare

You know what I hate? When you are in a taxi, it goes through a red light, flips upside down and then, while you are thinking WTF,  some bastard steals your money. I really hate that! A driver and two passengers of a yellow cab in Albany were upside down in the car when some “Samaritan challenged ” person reached in and stole money from a cup and then went on their merry way without so much as  a “are you OK? “. The occupants were all later taken to hospital.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never, Whoops!

What Were The Chances?

Thief caught using stolen cell phone to ring taxiOK  hon, don’t be stealing a cell phone from a taxi driver and then use it to ring for a cab the next day. Hmm, what’s the bet they will recognize the number (because you are the unluckiest bastard on earth) and ring the cops instead? Jake Ormerod (newest dumbass) broke into the home of Don Smith and stole a laptop, cell phone and car keys. Next day he used the cell phone to ring for a taxi, which happened to be Don’s place of work. Of course the office was already abuzz with talk of the burglary, so imagine their faces when Don’s number appeared on the screen to order a taxi. Too easy!

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