I’m not sure if this is another case of “fake news” but a hawk decided a taxi cab was a safe place as any to hide from Hurricane Harvey. Be damned if he was going to be getting out anytime soon. Hmm, I wonder if the cab driver left the meter running?
OK, here’s the thing people, don’t, and I repeat DON’T, drive through a slum in Cape Town, it will only end in death. Anni Dewani was murdered after she and her millionaire hubby, Shrien Dewani, were hijacked by robbers as they drove in a taxi through slums in South Africa. The robbers forced the taxi driver from the vehicle and sped off with the two terrified British newlyweds in the back seat. Mr Dewani was later robbed and forced out of the vehicle but his wife of two weeks was taken by the gang. Her body was later found slumped on the back seat of the abandoned minibus in another slum. It is believed she was shot.
I am telling you, a stiletto through the eye is going to friggin hurt. Gavin Taylor and his girlfriend Staci Hargreaves were in a taxi having spent the night out in Huddersfield, West Yorks, when they began quarreling. One thing lead to another and Staci allegedly grabbed her stiletto and plunged it into Gavin’s eye. The blow being so harsh the shoe is believed to have pierced his eye, traveled through his eye socket and touched his brain! That’s the problem with those damn high heels, had it been a flat heel he would have simply had a headache. Anywho, Mr Taylor is recovering in hospital and Ms Hargreaves in a heap of trouble.
OK hon, don’t be stealing a cell phone from a taxi driver and then use it to ring for a cab the next day. Hmm, what’s the bet they will recognize the number (because you are the unluckiest bastard on earth) and ring the cops instead? Jake Ormerod (newest dumbass) broke into the home of Don Smith and stole a laptop, cell phone and car keys. Next day he used the cell phone to ring for a taxi, which happened to be Don’s place of work. Of course the office was already abuzz with talk of the burglary, so imagine their faces when Don’s number appeared on the screen to order a taxi. Too easy!