Tag Archives: teacher

You’re a Dick

Oh dear, a teacher is in all sorts of WTF after she drew a penis on a kid’s work because she thought he wasn’t trying hard enough. Awks.

PSST Of course there are calls for her to resign. She could have put more effort in too…just saying.



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Teacher in Da Hood

dunceYou know you suck at being a teacher when you order a hit on a seventh grader. The female teacher gathered a pose of 6 kids from 8th grade to attack the boy after he made a comment she didn’t like. The gang picked him up by the neck and forcibily made him apologise to her. Needless to say she’s got the flick and the parents are thinking about a civil suit.

Psst Florida.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never

Bad Apple

devil-2A Welsh teacher called police after she heard there was a plot by her students not to smile for their school photo. Hmm, and that was just one of numerous complaints the General Teaching Council for Wales received about her.

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Another Dick In The Hall

naked-manUgh, a 72 year old substitute teacher got sprung (allegedly) spanking the monkey in the school hallway.That is an arresting right there. The teacher was caught by another teacher who saw him on the ground and thought he was hurt . Unfortunately, she realised a little too late that he wasn’t, he simply had his hand down his pants. Well, that can’t be unseen! CCTV footage revealed he’d been perving on students prior to his little indiscretion.


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Are We There Yet?

OMG. How many nursery kids can you cram into a Renault Clio? Hmm, well if you are a teacher from South Africa the answer is 19. That’s ten in the back seat, three in the front and six in the trunk. The silly woman was taking her class on an excursion to a burger bar when witnesses dobbed her into police. She told them this was her first time on an outing with the snowflakes.

Wanna see what 19 kids in a car looks like?  Click here.


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Now That’s a Sickie

OK, here’s the thing Scottish music teacher trying to get a few days off work, lying to the school about driving over a kid in your car and killing her is highly dumbass. The teacher,who had been previously successful getting days off with his little white lies, got a little too inventive on this one and now has been given a 12-month reprimand on the teaching register.


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So Who’s The Bully Now?

A Texas teacher is  in big doodah after she ordered a group of school kids to line up and take turns in whacking an alleged school bully. It’s is believed up to 24 kids were told by the teacher to hit 6 year old Aiden and later to “hit him harder” in order to teach him a lesson. Another teacher who had suggested the idea is also in trouble. Oh well, another one who won’t like Mondays!!!

Want sauce with that?


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Teacher’s Pests

Two high school students have been charged with video voyeurism after they filmed up a teachers dress and then posted the footage on Youtube. One of the students ask the teacher for assistance and as she bent over the other student rolled camera .Sneaky. Once the footage of her privates were up on the internet, they began spreading the word.


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Blackboard Jungle

Elementary School, dear Watson!

OMG, a band director accused of having sex with a 15 year old student in his office has the best defense EVER!!!!  A female guidance counselor testified in court that it was she and not a teen who had sex with him that day. Evidently she had given him a blowjob in his office at around the time of the alleged offense. Hmm, not once but twice!! That would have been soooooo awkward to admit in court!!!!  Hmm, so that would explain the semen on the desk and chair in his office, then? Sheez, there’s a lot of instruments being  blown at that school!!!!

Psst After the court appearance the guidance councilor went to the school board and resigned.

Want sauce with that?


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Teacher Gets 40 Years For Having Sex With Student

A teacher in the US has been given a 40 year prison sentence for having sex with her 14 year old student. Hmm, on the bright side Shannon Alicia Schmieder (39)  will be eligible for parole in 20 years. Evidently Ms Schmieder knew the child since he was born and was a close family friend. OK, “close” is probably an understatement. The mother of the boy made an impact statement to the court which kind of sealed her fate. “Words can’t begin to explain the heartache we’ve experienced this past year and the betrayal we’ve endured. Messages that were recovered showed me more and more evidence and it became a living nightmare. I couldn’t bear the thought of my boy trusting someone that had clearly manipulated him.”


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