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Saudi Student Plots Jihad In Texas

Sheez, someone wanted to kaboom George W with a weapon of mass destruction, wouldn’t that have been ironic? Khalid Ali-M Aldawsari a Saudi student studying chemical engineering has been arrested under suspicion of buying chemicals and equipment with the intent to blow things up, like dams, nuclear plants and George W Bush’s ranch in Texas. The 20 year old had been in the US for 2 years under the ruse of studying at Texas Tech University but all the time he was really planning a jihad. His plot was foiled when a chemical supplier became sus about an order from Aldawsari and dobbed him in. Federal agents then traced his online purchases and secretly search his apartment where they found evidence of a major terrorist plot. Needless to say I hope he likes the color orange!

Want sauce with that?

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Not The Friggin London Eye!

Holy Christmas terrorist plot Batman. Nine men have been arrested in England suspected of planning to kaboom the London Eye, the Stock Exchange and Mayor Boris Johnson, though not in any particular order. Oh and The Dean of St Paul’s Cathedral, two rabbis and the US Embassy were also on their list.   The men, mostly of Bangladeshi origin , were all denied bail.

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We Don’t Do Vomit

Damn these terrorists!

Gosh and I thought I was paranoid, a woman in Orland rang the sheriff’s office requesting a deputy come pick up a bag of vomit. She told the dispatcher she believed terrorists may have put chemicals in her food so she upchucked so it could be tested. Better safe than sorry right? Anywho, she was told to basically piss off and get some other sucker to test the vomit.

 

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