Remember Abu Hamza, the evil British radical hate cleric with one eye and a hook? Yeah him. Well anywho, he’s been sitting in a cell friggin fuming since having been extradited to the US to face 11 terror charges. Evidently, the yanks don’t take too kindly to terrorists having large metal hooks on the end of their arms. No siree, they prefer them to have spoons, or in this case a spork.
Seems when he arrived in the US they removed his metal hook, making it near impossible for him to use the toilet or turn on taps. Now lawyers are trying to get approval for him to replace the hook with a spork. Hmm, he could still poke someone’s eye out with one of that thing. Might want to make it a plastic spoon?
Not so scary now!!!
OMG, needles have been found in 6 turkey sandwiches on four different Delta flights from Amsterdam to the US. The sandwiches , made in Amsterdam, were for business class passengers. Only one person was injured after eating the prickly delight.
Psst Hmm, at least they didn’t eat with forked tongues!!!
Seems underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab hadn’t heard the news when he shouted out “Osama’s alive” at a pre-trial hearing. Boy, is he going to be pissed when they tell him! Oh yeah, he also shouted jihad. The Nigerian man is facing trail for attempting to blow up the Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit with a bomb in his undies. It failed to detonate but instead gave him nasty burn to the crotch.
You know what I hate? When you toddle off to plant a bomb and the damn thing blows up your face before you get to your destination. I really friggin hate that! Wannabe terrorist and self described anarchist Luciano Pitronello Schuffeneger from Chile now has no hands, no eyesight and third degree burns over his entire body after attempting to plant a bomb at a local bank. Police believe he may have accidentally set off the timer as he tried to get into the building. Hmmm, won’t be doing that again!
Psst There is video of the incident on Youtube but it’s far too disturbing to show.
Sheez, just when you thought you’d seen everything in twaddles a tiny terrorist dwarf with an AK-47 assault rifle slung over his shoulder.Yep, the mini Mujahideen, who looks strikingly like a miniature Bin Laden was filmed on the streets of Afghanistan.