A word of warning to any middle aged man wanting to date Helmut Seifert’s 17 year old daughter, don’t even think about it. The last fool who attempted it lost his balls (literally). Helmut, was so pissed when he discovered his teenage daughter was sleeping with Phillip Genscher (57) and the German authorities would do nothing about it, he and two work mates toddled off to pay him a visit. Genscher was forced to take off his pants and then the men proceeded to castrate him with a bread knife (that’s gotta hurt). Hmm, and so ends that sorry little tale. When Helmut was arrested he said “I saw it as my duty as a father.” Papa 1,eunuch 0.
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OMG, a British man who let his friends Brazilian wax his balls nearly lost one after 6 to 7 layers of skin was removed. Ouch, ouch, ouch. Joe Cooper and 10 of his mates were waxing themselves for a charity fundraiser at a local pub when Joe decided to go the extra mile and have his testicles waxed. Oh boy, someone obviously got overly enthusiastic and ripped too fast. Despite Joe ending up in hospital, they did manage to raise $4,443 for the Leicester Royal Infirmary children’s ward. Well done boys.
No snowflakes, no. Playing “sack tapping” is only going to lead to tears. A Minnesota teenager is one testicle short after having been punched in the groin thanks to a stupid game sweeping schools. David Gibbons was changing classes when he was sack tapped (aka whacked in the balls) by another student. All seemed fine until a few hours later when he woke up in excruciating pain. Doctors were forced to remove his right testicle. Evidently this isn’t uncommon, Minnesota urologist Dr Scott Wheeler says he has to deal with up to 4 cases of ruptured testicles a year due to the ball busting game.
Bingo the Bee, who is the Binghamton Mets mascot, had an unfortunate incident after his little dance routine following a grand slam. I don’t know how big bee’s balls are, but I think they may have got just a little bit bigger. Took the sting right out of his day. Look away men, it’s nasty…