Tag Archives: Texan

Bye bye Warrren Jeffs

Tsk, tsk, don't use my name in vain fool!

Well on the bright side Texan polygamist Warren Jeffs wont be short of visitors after he was sentenced to life in jail, it’s believed he has 78 wives and  31 daughters. The spiritual leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, who saw fit to have sex with a young girls under the ruse of “spiritual marriage”, will spend the rest of his life trying not to drop the soap. Dude, you shouldn’t have taped it. Juries hate having to listen to you raping a little girl. See ya, don’t want to be ya!


Filed under Friggin Awesome

American History X

OK, here’s the thing people, if you happen across a 6ft2″ , 250lb, bald white supremist Texan, with a Nazi SS symbol tattooed on his neck and a tear drop under his right eye, driving a dark greem dodge with a Republican sticker on the back window and answers to the name Bubba, you might want to give the cops a buzz. He is wanted for killing a convenience store owner.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never