Tag Archives: Texas

So Who’s The Bully Now?

A Texas teacher is  in big doodah after she ordered a group of school kids to line up and take turns in whacking an alleged school bully. It’s is believed up to 24 kids were told by the teacher to hit 6 year old Aiden and later to “hit him harder” in order to teach him a lesson. Another teacher who had suggested the idea is also in trouble. Oh well, another one who won’t like Mondays!!!

Want sauce with that?

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Jesus Appears in Shower Mold

Holy shower mold Batman. Seems Jesus has jumped out of the mixing bowl and straight into some shower mold. Hmm, Jesus might just want to grab a scrubbing brush, that stuff could kill ya!

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Honor Student Jailed for Missing School

Diane Tran (17) is a US honor student studying college-level algebra, dual-credit history and English, she works two jobs after school  to support herself and her younger brother and sister after her parents divorce and abandoned them and now thanks to the Texan truancy laws she has been jailed, fined and now has a friggin criminal record. The reason? She missed more than ten days of school in a 6 months period. FFS, she sometimes doesn’t go to school because she’s exhausted from working and then studying all night. The judge, who should hang his head in shame,  said that if one student was allowed to avoid jail then they would all “run Loose”. The judge then had the nerve to tell this teen “a little stay in the jail for one night is not a death sentence”.

Psst Read more about this remarkable teen here .

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American Tactical Apparel

It was only a matter of time, but a US fashion company have created a line of clothes that include compartments to conceal your gun. Brilliant! American Tactical Apparel say “These pants are engineered for battle, and for everyday operating. For warriors, by warriors.”  Oh and the  clothes include a custom covert thigh holster.

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Naked Maids Is So 80’s

Attention all loons living in Lubbock, Texas, you now have a naked maid service. Yes, for $100 an hour the Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock will provide you with a naked maid but no touching.

Psst Hmm, just never, ever let them sit down.

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Upchuck Fee

I hate my life!

Go Austin taxi drivers, they can now charge a $100 vomit fee to passengers who upchuck in their vehicles. Hello, they get the lucky job of cleaning up the mess, they should charge friggin more!!! Personally I’d want a new car!!!

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Santa Does A Chuck Norris

Santa didn’t need his little helpers when he pulled a man from a burning car before it went kaboom. Yes, a Texas Santa (aka Brad Luddeke) was on his way to deliver toys to needy families when he witnessed a crash and rushed to help. He grabbed the man from the burning car just moments before it exploded and then directed traffic until help arrived. Santa then left the scene to continue delivering his presents.

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Handicap Parking App

Park illegally in handicap parking bays do you? Hmm, well you might want to think again if you live in Austin, Texas because it won’t be long before a public vigilante group will be able to use their Smartphone to dob in handicap parking cheats. Yep, residents will soon be allowed to take a series of photos, proving a violation, and then send the images to the council via an iPhone app so they can issue a parking ticket. You should never mess with the handicap!

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Bye bye Warrren Jeffs

Tsk, tsk, don't use my name in vain fool!

Well on the bright side Texan polygamist Warren Jeffs wont be short of visitors after he was sentenced to life in jail, it’s believed he has 78 wives and  31 daughters. The spiritual leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, who saw fit to have sex with a young girls under the ruse of “spiritual marriage”, will spend the rest of his life trying not to drop the soap. Dude, you shouldn’t have taped it. Juries hate having to listen to you raping a little girl. See ya, don’t want to be ya!

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Tiger Airways Sucks Internationally

Tiger Airways, a low budget airlines in Australia which has been grounded for the past month because of a series of dangerous pilot errors, has pissed off a Texan. Worse still a country music singing Texan. Oh and it gets better, not only did he post a song about the “We Don’t Careways” he also mentions the names of the people he had to deal with. Priceless.

Psst He eventually was paid $2,500 to shut the hell up!

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