Tag Archives: The Onion

Kim Jong Un Is Sexiest Man Alive

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OK, one more time China, The Onion is a satirical website. They like to pull the piss. So don’t go reporting that Kim Jong Un has been voted 2012’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, because it just isn’t true. Chinese newspapers missed the obvious sacrasm and published parts of The Onion’s article in their world news which went along the lines of ….. “With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true,” Tsk, tsk China.

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Incomprehensible Shouting Is Now Official Language of the US

It’s about friggin time it was recognized! Gosh!!!!

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And This Little Piggy

Those friggin Al Qaeda swines , how dare they use  a cute  adorable piglet with red wellies to cyber attack the US.

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Al Qaeda Planting Peaceful Sleeper Muslims in the US

I knew it, I friggin knew it!

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Global Warming & Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught In Classroom

The science and religious debate just got a whole lot uglier with Christian groups demanding that Armageddon (aka end of the world) should be taught in public schools alongside global warming.

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Alex Croft Fails To Assassinate Obama

Just because Obama is black doesn’t mean you should assassinate him, right?

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Zack 0, Pet Python 1

Grief for parents whose 20ft pet python swallowed their three year old son. Golly gosh!

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Sonys Latest Gadget

OK people, I know you are desperately waiting in anticipation for Sony’s newest cutting edge product release. Well, wait no more here it is…

Hmm, before you click be warned LANGUAGE ALERT …blahahahhaha no really… LANGUAGE ALERT!

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