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Application Denied

Oh for crying out loud lady, it was bad enough you stole clothes from a shop after your friggin job interview, but did you have wear clothes you stole the day before too. The 40 year old woman from Ontario was in the store for a job interview. Hmm, so after handing over her resume and having a quick chat with the store manager she lifted a few items before leaving. Enter police who identified the woman thanks to her resume. Later, after sifting through security footage they spotted the woman the day before stealing clothes for the job interview. No loons, she didn’t get the friggin job!

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Here’s A Tip

How many times do I have to tell you thieves, if you are going to steal the Starbucks tip jar from a drive through, make sure it has more than $25 in it … oh and make sure some bastard behind you doesn’t grab your license plate number. Sheez, that couldn’t even buy you a grande, double soya, mocha, low fat, latte dude!

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