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Best Break In

This is just pure dumbass gold. A woman squeezes through a McDonald’s drive thru window and well…just watch. It is rivetting, especially her lame attempt to hide her idenity.

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Batman Found The Joker

Either the Texas police have employed a superhero or the dude who arrested a shoplifter isn’t really Batman. Personally, I don’t know who was more embarrassed, the police officer dressed as Batman or the poor sucker who got arrested by him? Ironically  the WalMart thief approached Batman for a selfie (blahahahahaha)  but was soon busted for being in possession of stolen DVDs (including The Lego Batman Movie). One to tell the grand kids fool.

PSST : Wouldn’t it be cool if all of the police dressed as superheroes…just saying.

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How To Steal A Venetian Blind

Oh bless, Northamptonshire police are looking for a thief who stole a Venetian blind . He should be easy to identify….he looks like this

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Yep, he concealed the window blind by quietly slipping it down his jacket and into his trakky daks so as not to draw any suspicion.

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That’s No Way To Go Through Life, Son!

thiefSo if a burglar breaks into a YMCA playroom via the ceiling and steals play money from a toy cash register is it really a crime or just a classic example of stupidity? The security footage shows the thief snatching the money in the dimly lit room, unaware it was fake, and then fleeing.

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A Frozen Chicken Story

OK, what is disturbing about this story isn’t the fact a 67 year old guy breaks in and steals 3 boxes of frozen chicken from a fast food restaurant and makes his getaway on a bike. Nope, it’s the fact when he was caught the boxes of frozen chicken were recovered and returned. Returned loons, returned!!!!!

PSST Jackson, Mississippi

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Drinks On Me

Oh for crying out loud. Two bumbling thieves attempting to steal beer from a locked fridge discover the cold hard truth.

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Right Under Their Noses

thumbs-upIngenious. A man found the perfect disguise to steal TVs from Walmart. He dressed as an employee. Brilliant. Wearing a blue Walmart vest he went to the stock room,  loaded 4 flat-screen televisions onto a cart and simply rolled them out into the car park where an SUV was waiting. Too easy. After viewing CCTV footage management couldn’t identify the thief

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