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How To Steal A Venetian Blind

Oh bless, Northamptonshire police are looking for a thief who stole a Venetian blind . He should be easy to identify….he looks like this

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Yep, he concealed the window blind by quietly slipping it down his jacket and into his trakky daks so as not to draw any suspicion.

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That’s No Way To Go Through Life, Son!

thiefSo if a burglar breaks into a YMCA playroom via the ceiling and steals play money from a toy cash register is it really a crime or just a classic example of stupidity? The security footage shows the thief snatching the money in the dimly lit room, unaware it was fake, and then fleeing.

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A Frozen Chicken Story

OK, what is disturbing about this story isn’t the fact a 67 year old guy breaks in and steals 3 boxes of frozen chicken from a fast food restaurant and makes his getaway on a bike. Nope, it’s the fact when he was caught the boxes of frozen chicken were recovered and returned. Returned loons, returned!!!!!

PSST Jackson, Mississippi

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Drinks On Me

Oh for crying out loud. Two bumbling thieves attempting to steal beer from a locked fridge discover the cold hard truth.

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Right Under Their Noses

thumbs-upIngenious. A man found the perfect disguise to steal TVs from Walmart. He dressed as an employee. Brilliant. Wearing a blue Walmart vest he went to the stock room,  loaded 4 flat-screen televisions onto a cart and simply rolled them out into the car park where an SUV was waiting. Too easy. After viewing CCTV footage management couldn’t identify the thief

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Somebody’s Son

It wasn’t hard for Illinois police to identify a photo booth thief after the machine took his snap while he was stealing the cash drawer. Yep, it is designed to automatically take photos when anyone attempts to jimmy the cash drawer. Well , at least he will have a memento of his crime.

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Dumbass Bro

Wloser2hen  a New Zealand customer decided to knick a tip jar after purchasing a meal  at a local fast food joint he scored a grand total of $6.77. Unfortunately in his haste he left his $9.92 meal behind. Loser.

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