Just saying
It didn’t take long for the Massachusetts police to nab a shoplifter in Walmart. The fool used Play-doh on the security alarms and left a nice big friggin fingerprint in it. Doh! Fast forward to the Connecticut Forensics Lab and well you can guess the rest.
Filed under Whoops!
This is just pure dumbass gold. A woman squeezes through a McDonald’s drive thru window and well…just watch. It is rivetting, especially her lame attempt to hide her idenity.
Filed under Friggin Awesome
Either the Texas police have employed a superhero or the dude who arrested a shoplifter isn’t really Batman. Personally, I don’t know who was more embarrassed, the police officer dressed as Batman or the poor sucker who got arrested by him? Ironically the WalMart thief approached Batman for a selfie (blahahahahaha) but was soon busted for being in possession of stolen DVDs (including The Lego Batman Movie). One to tell the grand kids fool.
PSST : Wouldn’t it be cool if all of the police dressed as superheroes…just saying.
Filed under Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Oh bless, Northamptonshire police are looking for a thief who stole a Venetian blind . He should be easy to identify….he looks like this
Yep, he concealed the window blind by quietly slipping it down his jacket and into his trakky daks so as not to draw any suspicion.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
So if a burglar breaks into a YMCA playroom via the ceiling and steals play money from a toy cash register is it really a crime or just a classic example of stupidity? The security footage shows the thief snatching the money in the dimly lit room, unaware it was fake, and then fleeing.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
OK, what is disturbing about this story isn’t the fact a 67 year old guy breaks in and steals 3 boxes of frozen chicken from a fast food restaurant and makes his getaway on a bike. Nope, it’s the fact when he was caught the boxes of frozen chicken were recovered and returned. Returned loons, returned!!!!!
PSST Jackson, Mississippi
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Oh for crying out loud. Two bumbling thieves attempting to steal beer from a locked fridge discover the cold hard truth.
Filed under Friggin Dumbass
