Some dudes were arrested for stealing thousands of dollars worth of Crest tooth-whitening strips… and no, they weren’t the Osmond’s kids. The guys were stealing the strips from mostly Target and Wal Mart stores with the intent of sell them on the black market to people with stained teeth. With that line of thinking why not just go get a job?
PSST It is going to be awfully embarrassing when the inmates ask them what they are in for …just saying.
Bwahahahahahaha, a pair of dumbass burglars were looking through a window when they spotted a wad of £50 notes lying on the sill. While one of the guys acted as a lookout the other smashed the window. When the owner heard the commotion he ran downstairs to find his packet of novelty £50 notes tissues lying on the floor. The would-be thieves fled the scene but a neighbour got a good description of the fools and the police arrested them soon after. They each got over three years jail for their efforts.
OK, here’s the thing , when repeatedly stealing from your local church, don’t be selling the stuff at a garage sale in the same neighborhood. That is dumbass 101. Hmm, and to think god created them.
Want sauce with that?
Note to would-be petrol thieves, this is not how to do it.
This is not what you want. A pair of dumbass thieves burrowed through a wall in Brisbane expecting to end up in a Jewellery store but instead they came face to face with junior staff at KFC. Whoopsie , seems the pair hacked through the wrong wall. Undeterred,they decided to hold up the Kentucky Fried Chicken store instead . This had been the pair’s third attempt at breakinginto the jewellery store.
Psst Yes, they got caught.
Oh my, what nasty thieves you have there in Niceville. Teachers at Rocky Bayou Christian School were shocked to discover thieves had not only broken into their band room and stolen two computer monitors but they had also left a rude message on the dry erase board. Yep, the bastards wrote “Rocky Bayou sucks go Niceville.” Don’t you all worry now, the marker they used has been sent away for fingerprint testing. No one gets away with being nasty in Niceville.
Holy curtain pole swinging girl Batman. Three balaclava wearing men, who broke into a house in England, got more than they bargained for when they woke an 11 year old girl. She came rushing into her parent’s bedroom, where the men were holding a gun to her father’s head and a brick to her mothers, and began swinging the curtain rod at them. Must have been one hell of a curtain pole because they fled like rats down a drain pipe.
Psst The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about
little curtain pole wielding girls Fight Club.
Oh no Loons, someone has stolen a 300lb bronze statue of Lorax from the property of the late Dr Seuss. The statue was standing on on the stump of a Truffula tree and we all know what that means, if someone doesn’t have a seed to replace the tree we’re all screwed!!! I bet it was the Grinch because the cat in the hat is too goddam lazy!!!
Oh for crying out loud, three men have been arrested after they stole a dozen rolls of toilet paper from a New Mexico restaurant. Not to worry, the rolls were returned to their rightful place.