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Poltergeist Park

Boo!

Oh for crying out loud, a theme park in Britain has moved a water slide ride because workers whinged that they kept seeing a headless monk and other weird unexplained paranormal activities. According to a paranormal agency, hired to find out what the hell was going on, said  that Thorpe Park may have plonked the ride on an ancient burial ground near ruins of the Chertsey Abbey (known as Monk’s Walk). Hmm, obviously they’ve watched one too many Spielberg movie I say. Anywho, the park decided in the best interest of patrons it would move the “Storm Surge” ride. Sheez, just replace it with a ghost train for goodness sakes!

Want sauce with that?

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Say NO to BO

Arms up or down I still stink to high heavens!

Arms up or down I still stink to high heavens!

Oh it’s about time Nanny State, yes ban all visitors from raising their arms while riding the rollercoasters, brilliant! Thorpe Park in Chertsey, Surrey, wants rollercoaster riders to keep their arms down because of the foul stench of body odor emulating from the armpits of some. Hmm,  seems some people have been complaining to management about the ungodly stench of some theme parkers. Mike Vallis, a park director said “Our rides are really scary and people tend to sweat more than normal due to the fear and anticipation they experience while queueing up so it can get really pongy.” The ban will be put in place when the temperatures exceed 77F (25C) and people who don’t follow this rule will be asked to leave the park.

Psst If you can smell the person’s stench whilst on a rollercoaster it ain’t scary enough.

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