Tag Archives: thousands

Black Market For All Your Dental Needs

dunceSome dudes were arrested for stealing thousands of dollars worth of Crest tooth-whitening strips… and no, they weren’t the Osmond’s kids. The guys were stealing the strips from mostly Target and Wal Mart stores with the intent of sell them on the black market to people with stained teeth. With that line of thinking why not just go get a job?

PSST It is going to be awfully embarrassing when the inmates ask them what they are in for …just saying.


1 Comment

Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Well I Never

We Have Floaters in Chicago

And today’s dead fish story comes to you from Chicago, where thousands of gizzard shad have been found dead and frozen along Lake Michigan. An expert said it ain’t no biggie because gizzard shad aren’t that tough anyways!

Psst No word on whether they were pissed too!

1 Comment

Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife