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You’re Never Too Old

Oh bless, an elderly man with a gun, cane and an oxygen tank attempted to rob a high end clothing store in New York. Despite firing off three shots the man got Jack. As he was shooting at the store manager he was quoted as yelling “You want one? You want another one?”. Despite being a lousy shot  one bullet did manage to pierce eight suits and end up in the pocket of the ninth. The elderly suspect then fled in a black cadillac.

Psst Hmm, Elvis???

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