Tag Archives: three year old

Hey Mommy, Look What The Easter Bunny left

Now jump kid, jump!!!

You know what I hate? When a group of little kiddies go on an Easter egg hunt and find a hand grenade. I really friggin hate that! The Somerset Easter hunt was called off when a parent spotted a three year old standing on it. Oh my, what a nightmare, imagine trying to stop an Easter egg hunt! Now that would have ended in tears! Anywho, bomb squad arrived  and blew it up.

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Stupidest Thing You Will See All Day

The TSA searching a three year old at O’Hare airport, who is not only in a wheelchair but wearing a cast on his leg. Meanwhile his father, mother, grandfather and grandmother were left to look on, as  the boy was the only one singled out. The poor little tyke was on his way to visit Disney Land. Hmm, that will be the scariest ride he’ll ever be on!!!

Psst  Talk about a toothless tiger, if truth be told TSA can’t be seen to be picking on people of Middle Eastern or Asian appearance as that would be considered racist!!!

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Three Year Old Accomplice

I need a lawyer!

OK, sweetie, honey, darl, taking your 3 year old with you to hold up a bank is kinda stupid, especially when he won’t stay in the friggin getaway minivan.Yep, Cherilyn Lopez had left the tyke in the car while she toddled off to do her business but he was having none of that. He got out and walked into the bank just in time to join his mom in the robbery. She later dropped him off at daycare before heading off to buy some prescription pills. That’s when the cops spotted the mini-van.

Want sauce with that?

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There Goes The Neighborhood

My Bad?

What’s worse than a 3 year old with a blow torch? Hmm, just about nothing! Police are investigating the trail of destruction left by a toddler  allegedly  wielding a handheld blowtorch. The little snowflake,wearing  only a tee, was reportedly seen walking down Route 388 in Shenango with his trusty blowtorch. When the smoke settled he had set fire to his garage,  burned a neighbor’s porch swing, a knob on a septic tank, a broom , a sliding door and singed a gas grill. When the police eventually found the little flame thrower and took him home nobody answered the door. Evidently mom was asleep having worked a night shift. Bless!

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Friggin Cigarette Lighter!

WTF? A three year old boy from Florida woke up in the middle of the night, found himself a cigarette lighter and set his great grandmother’s bed alight….with her in it. The incident happened in a mobile home in Port Orange where seven people were sleeping at the time. Phyillis Hall was taken to hospital with burns to her hands, feet and upper body but was later discharged but her hubby remains in hospital suffering from smoke inhalation.

Psst He might just be off Santa’s list this Christmas!

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Who The Hell Is Justin Bieber?

Seems in a three year old’s world, Justin Bieber is bigger than the Wiggles, who knew? Little Cody cried her little heart out when talking about her hero…whoever he friggin is….and them mommy posted it on Youtube for us all to enjoy!

Psst Oh boy, when little Cody grows up, she is going to be hell embarrassed!

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