Woosie the cat had been missing for three years when he was finally returned to his family. Woosie was quite enormous because Woosie he had been living off pasties at a factory. Hmm, me thinks Woosie wasn’t lost, Woosie was a food junkie.
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Urgh, a man has had a knife removed from his head after 3 friggin years. Originally Brazilian doctors told him there was no friggin way they were going to attempt to remove the blade from the front of his head. Hello, brain damage and a lawsuit from hell. But poor Edeilson Nascimento had one big continual headache for three years so a team of seven doctors finally removed it this week. I’m guessing Nascimento won’t be getting into anymore bar fights.
Psst Sheez, imagine the pain when he sneezed?
To the neighbors of Amanda Millard we can only has at a guess how you coped listening to the Banana Splits theme at full volume for the past three years (cause that will mess with your head!). Ms Millard played the cartoon tune at full blast in her Brighton’s Pope’s Court flat despite warning letters, complaints and a Noise Abatement Notice. Even the Brighton & Hove City Council’s noise patrol officers verified that she was playing that damn song over and over again at unacceptable levels. Hopefully the £250 fine might put an end to the neighbors friggin nightmare. La-la-la-lala-la-la
Psst For those not familiar with the Banana Splits, here’s what they have been listening to for three friggin years….