Naw, officials in Washington have decided not to fine a toddler for littering. Bless. Seems the 2 year old and her mom got slapped with a $75 citation after unopened letters with their names on it were found in an alley. After a little social media ridicule the citations were dropped.
Tag Archives: toddler
Off To A Good Start In Life
Filed under Sore Loser, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Toddler 1, Deadly Snake 0
In a twist of irony and pure luck a 1 year old Brazilian snowflake has saved himself by chomping on the head of a venomous snake. The little snake charmer was discovered with blood all over his face and hands with the dead pit viper still clenched in his jaws. While the snake had been killed at its own game, the father had quite a job getting his son to let go of his prey.
PSST There is some debate as to whether the snake was really a pit viper or simply a non-venomous water snake. I’m going with viper because otherwise the story is simply gross and disgusting.
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife
On the Streets of Philadelphia
OK, here’s the thing mother of a two year old, if your tyke walks up to a light post, pulls down his pants and pees, that’s a fine. Hmm, no, just because the nearest bathroom was closed to the public is no excuse, that will be 50 bucks thanks. One more time, no peeing in public.
Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Nice Catch
Look? Up in the air. It’s a bird? It’s a plane? No, it’s a falling toddler. Oh dear, two year old Niu Niu is one very lucky girl after she dangled from a 10 storey window ledge before plummeting to the ground. Fortunately Wu Juping saw the incident unfold and did what any superhero would do, she kicked off her high heels and ran to catch the falling child. Despite successfully catching Niu Niu remains in hospital with suspected internal injuring and Juping is down the corridor with a broken her arm.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, You Go Girl!