Meth Labs Of Walmart

Meth lab, aisle 4

Oh come on people of Walmart. A store in Indiana has been decontaminated after an active meth lab was found in a backpack. Seems Walmart bathrooms have become a popular place  to crank up drug labs. Cops say it has become more common for dealers to use public places to leave the chemicals to cook, better for a store to kaboom than their own homes.

Just Another Wal-Mart Offering

A multi-tasking, entrepreneurial employee of Wal-Mart has allegedly been operating a side business in the store bathroom. Yes, he’d been soliciting Wal-Mart customers for a little hanky panky in the toilets. In an act of pure genius he had been using Craigslist as his advertising platform for which to organise dates and times, then  he’d toddle off during his break to perform sex acts with them for money. On the days he wasn’t working at Wal-Mart  he would use the bathrooms at Crandall Public Library. Sheez, talk about a man in demand.

Want sauce with that?

Jets Scrambled For Sex Romp in Airplane Toilet

Umm, about that air emergency over Detroit, seems a couple were bonking in the toilets. As you were F-16 fighter jets, as you were. The pilot wasn’t taking any chances when crew notified him that three passengers were going back and forth to the toilet. Two fighter jets were scrambled and the plane was escorted to Detroit Airport.  When the plane landed the couple were still in the toilet.

Psst 9/11…really????

 

A Passage to India

Here’s a frightening fact, there are more mobile phones in India than toilets. With a population of around 1.2 billion only one third actual have access to proper sanitation but half have access to a cell phone. I wonder if their is an apps that will fix that?

Do You Mind Peeing In This Cup?

I'll give you a buck to pee in this cup!

Seriously gross. A California man has been arrested after he tried to buy urine off two schoolboys at the Pacific Elementary School toilets. Neither of the two boys approached were willing to part with their pee for the several bucks offered. Police suspect the man was after the urine to pass his drug tests. Anywho, he’s been arrested.