Oh no, seems Dear Leader’s son, Kim Jong-Un, will be getting less birthday pressies this year after a train carrying the haul derailed. Of course some bastard sabotaged the friggin train, it couldn’t have possibly have been because of North Korea’s crappy railway tracks. It is believed the presents included expensive watches and TVs. Happy birthday Unny!!!
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Dagnabbit them beavers are a damn nuisance. Authorities are shaking their heads at a busy little beaver they believed was behind a train derailment in Ottawa which caused two locomotives and 6 railcars to come off the tracks. It seems three beaver dams collapsed simultaneously sending a 3.5 metre high wall of water across the tracks damaging a section. One of the locomotives rolled into the Ottawa River resulting in over 20,000 litres of diesel fuel spilling into the capital’s main drinking water supply.Whoops!