Tag Archives: train driver

Mind The Gap

Did someone say health and safety? A Southeastern train driver, who discovered that his seat was damp, walked off the train, refusing to return, while hundreds of commuters were left to wait half an hour for another Southeastern service. Hello, no one likes a wet ass.

Want sauce with that?

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Nanny State, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Cat 1, Train Driver 0

You know what I hate? When a grey short-hair cat sneaks on board a train in New Zealand and goes Chuck Norris all over the driver. I really friggin hate that. The kitty allegedly snuck on at the Wairarapa station and when was confronted by the driver scratched him so badly he required bandages. The train was delayed by 30 minutes while they found a braver assed driver. No word on whether the cat will be charged the usual $18 fare.

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Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, That's Gotta Hurt