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A squirrel walks into a bar….

Imagine the surprise when you discover your bar has been trashed and the culprit staggers from behind a packet of potato chips still drunk as a skunk. Introducing one little inebriated squirrel. Seems the little rodent spent the night in the Honeybourne Railway Club getting into the alcohol. During his drunken stupor he smashed bottles , glasses and turned on the beer tap. The little guy was still pissed when he was eventually thrown out.

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Half A Man Speaks

Oh for crying out loud, the actor who plays Jake on Two and Half Men has gone all self righteous and hypocritical it seems,  after he discovered religion. Angus T Jones  filmed a video rant telling “true God-fearing” people  to stop watching the show because it’s basically evil. Hmm, yet despite his rant he hasn’t quit   Two And A Half Men and is quite happy to pocket the $300,000 per ep. He might want to give Kirk Cameron a ring.

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You’re Grounded

Aneesh Shurklas was given £20 by his parents to buy some fish and chips and spend a quiet night with his friends. What they didn’t know was the 16 year old was actually planning a party and he had advertised his plans on Facebook. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Lets just say within hours of his parents leaving for a weekend getaway, over 100 piled into the £1million London home. Bottles were thrown, cars defaced, chandeliers were smashed and people were urinating from windows. It took six police cars and two ambulances to restore calm into the street. I am guessing there is a lot of defriending going on both cyber and at home.

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