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Toilet Door Fail

A woman in Canada is suing McDonalds after a toilet door fell on her. Holly McDermott wants $300,000 for the stress, trauma and injuries she received after being walloped by the cubicle door. The incident happened in January 2009 when Ms McDermott went to a Edmonton store for a coffee and a pee. As she entered one of the toilet cubicles the door came off its hinges and kaboomed her. As a result she claims she suffered injuries to ….wait for it…head, neck, upper back, left shoulder, arm and forearm, left leg, chest, left hand, index finger, right foot and ribs .What was it,  friggin steel?  She is also claiming that thanks to the friggin door she now suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder.Maccas should be grateful she wasn’t  holding a hot cup of coffee at the time!

Psst I hope she washed her hands, god knows what you could catch from a toilet door!

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What’s New Pussycat?

Oooh shit, my money's on the lions!

Come on people, where else would you get that up close and personal with a pride of lions? Geez, a group of British tourists are pissed that their resort safari jeep overturned and spilled them into a bunch of angry lions (Gosh, you know how many people would kill for that opportunity?). The incident happened at the Sanbona Wildlife Reserve near Cape Town. They are blaming the driver for causing  the tip over by reversing too fast up a steep embankment. Added to the trauma was the fact the lions saw the tourists as ..well lunch! Needless to say they are suing the asses off the park.

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