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Truck on a Roll

What happens when your truck full of bread dough gets too hot? A rising yeasty mess. Motorists would be excused for having a little chuckle when dough began oozing from a truck on a Washington State highway. Sticky buns.

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Stop Dragging My Car Around

Well on a scale of 1 to awks…. a truckie was oblivious to the fact he had clipped a car and it was wedged onto the side of his rig as he barrelled down the freeway.

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Alligator 1, Truck 0

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Free Beer

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Quick loons, to Arboga.  A truck has crashed into a railing , spilling a big friggin load of beer. Ohhh, does anyone know Swedish,  just in case we have to ask for directions?

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Sticky Situation

Truck spills glue on a road in ScotlandA road in Scotland was closed for 12 hours after a truck carrying glue jackknifed and dropped its container. The mass of liquid glue engulfed the lorry and a car before flowing  up to the doorstep of a nearby house . Local road workers used grit to cover the glue. Hmm, glue and grit would make a nice friggin rock!!!!

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Swedish Nuclear Power Plants on High Alert

No need to panic Sweden, but some explosives were found on a truck which was about to enter a nuclear power plant. Lucky for those routine security checks. The silly bugger who had planted the explosive devices in the vehicle had failed to attach a detonator making it impossible to kaboom. Hmm, unless they were sneaking it in in pieces.

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Body On Roof Of Truck

A motorist on the I-95 in Fairfax rang police after noticing a body on top of a truck. The tractor-trailer was later stopped by police and sure enough, yep, there was a body on the roof of the truck. So far no one has any explanation about how the body got up there or who it is.

Psst How come it didn’t roll off?

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