Tag Archives: trunk

He Won’t Be Doing That Again

You know what I hate? When you see a car idling in a ditch with the windshield wipers on and decide to look for something to steal from it and find a dead body in the trunk. I really friggin hate that!!! Hmm, apparently so does the dude from Houston who discovered a man with a bullet hole in the head after he attempted to steal the speakers.

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Woman Loads Christmas Gifts Into Wrong Car

Oh no, a woman in Michigan accidentally loaded  her Christmas presents into the wrong car. Linda Gipson merrily loaded about $700 worth of gifts into the trunk of what she thought was her daughter’s car and then went back to shop. When she returned the car was gone and so to her pressies (well, what a waste of time that was!). The real bummer is Ms Gipson used her daughter’s car key to open the stranger’s trunk.

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Magicians Tricks Vanish

A Magician has been left absolutely amazed after his bag of tricks vanished into thin air. They were in the trunk of his car one minute and …poof… gone the next. He thinks thieves may behind the vanishing act.

Psst Lucky the robbers didn’t pull a rabbit out of his trunk!!!

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Added Extra

You know what I hate? When your stolen car is returned by police and you discover a  mobile methamphetamine lab in the trunk. I really friggin hate that!

Want sauce with that?

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How Many Charges Is That?

My bad?

OK loons, see how many adjectives you can use to describe this woman and her antics. A drunk 35 year old woman without a license crashed her unregistered car into a parked car in Cranbourne last night. In her car were 7 children , 3 of which were in the boot (trunk).

Psst The children, age between 10-14, were taken to hospital and are reportedly OK.

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Elephant Fail

Can someone feed the friggin elephant for god sake?

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So What’s Cooking In Your Trunk?

Thank god, I hate peppers!!

OK, here’s the thing Gary Korkuc, if you are going to cook a cat in the trunk of your car, don’t be running a stop sign. Buffalo police were horrified when they pulled over Mr Korkuc for a traffic infringement and found a live cat in the trunk of his car “marinating” in oil and peppers. Yes, you heard me, marinating. Mr Korkuc told police he was going to cook the cat and that it was pregnant (despite it being a neutered male cat). The cat named Navarro is now all washed and cleaned and up for adoption. No Chinese restaurants need apply!

Psst Yes Jammers, he was doing it all wrong…Chinese 5 spices and Tabasco sauce!

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