OK, here’s the thing mother of a two year old, if your tyke walks up to a light post, pulls down his pants and pees, that’s a fine. Hmm, no, just because the nearest bathroom was closed to the public is no excuse, that will be 50 bucks thanks. One more time, no peeing in public.
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The scariest thing I’ve heard all day. Kelvin Santos, a two year Brazilian boy who had been declared dead, sat up in his coffin, asked his daddy for a drink of water, and then plonked back down dead again. Everybody scream and run! Kelvin’s family had gathered for the funeral and were saying their goodbyes when he sat up in the open coffin. The father raced him back to the hospital to be reexamined but they simply confirmed he was dead. Despite delaying the funeral for a few hours the family later buried Kelvin.
Hmm, are you sure he is dancing and not just filling his nappy?
Psst Blame this one on Fairy Face!!!
How do you accidentally leave a two year old on a daycare bus in 140 degrees (60 Celsius) heat for 6 hours? Haley Brockington literally baked to death after the driver for the Katie’s Kids Learning Center forgot about her and accidentally locked her inside . She was only discovered when the mini bus was unlocked at 4pm to take the snowflakes home. A worker at the center said “It was a God’s honest mistake.” Hmm, try explaining that to her mom!