A job well down, pressure is off us again!
UFO alert ! One’s been spotted over East Anglia, England.Don’t get your knickers in a knot, the UFO was spotted in May 1957. And so why are we friggin hearing about it now? Well, it seems it was in a secret Ministry of Defence file which they have now deemed safe enough for us to see. OK picture it, it’s a dark , cloudy night and a US air force fighter pilot, Milton Torres, has been told to jump into his really expensive plane and intercept a strange mystery blip that had suddenly appeared over Norwich. When the pilot gets to the destination he’s given orders to fire 24 missiles at it (that’s an awful lot of missiles!), only problem was by the time he hit the trigger the friggin thing had vanished!Hate it when that happens! What the hell was it, not a commercial airplane I hope? Here is how Milton remembers it “It was totally black and the lights were down for night flying. I used my flashlight, still trying to fly and watch my radar. To put it quite candidly, I felt very much like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest,”.Some conspiracy theorists thinks Milton was a guinea pig in a test of the Palladium system, developed by the US to make “phantom” aircraft appear on Soviet radars.Yeah, or it could have been a friggin UFO!
Hmm, I hate it when the Military release UFO files, it means they’re up to something! And sure enough..the UFO sighting file was among 19 of them suckers, all full of crazy bizarre incidents. My favorite is the women who drew a self portrait of herself with pointy ears and wearing a gown, she was convinced she had crashed landed on earth during WWII and just wanted to go home to her planet of warrior women. See, now why would that be in a secret Ministry of Defence File huh? Another file contains info on a spate of London UFO sightings after a Tina Turner concert in 1989 (hell, that could have been her wardrobe). It is so typical to release “real” sightings amongst the just plain crazy stuff to blur those lines. Well, I’m not buying it, I believe there is a planet of warrior women!