Tag Archives: ugly

Bat Ugly

If you go into the Vietnam woods tonight you’re sure of a big surprise. Introducing the Griffin’s leaf-nosed bat.  Get that friggin thing away from me!!!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife

So What You’re Saying is NO?

As if lady!

Honey , Sweetie, darl when approaching a Darwin taxi driver for a little sex on the side, you might want to think about having a shower first. Dean the cabbie picked up the woman outside a tavern and she soon asked if he wanted to have sex…his response…”If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out.” In other words, Dean politely declined the offer but then things got nasty. The enraged sheila began swearing, cursing and kicking, then got out of the taxi for some more swearing, kicking and cursing before she threw a bottle through the rear window.Hmm, no one puts the fat, ugly , smelly woman in the corner (even in Darwin)!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

So Where Did You Two Meet?

Sign me up

Finally there is hope for the “aesthetically challenged”. Yes, a British man has set up a dating website exclusively for those whacked with the ugly stick. TheUglyBugBall.co.uk was the brain child of Howard James who was surprised that there wasn’t a site for the not so pretty considering half of the UK is made up of ugly people “Some of these will be moderately ugly, but others will have fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down.”Hmm, this could be better than the people of Walmart!!!

Psst OMG, I just checked it….I promise you it won’t disappoint!!!!

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Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never