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Underwear Bomber

Ooh ouch!

Seems underwear bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab hadn’t heard the news when he shouted out “Osama’s alive” at a pre-trial hearing. Boy, is he going to be pissed when they tell  him! Oh yeah, he also shouted jihad. The Nigerian man is facing trail for attempting to blow up the Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit with a bomb in his undies. It failed to detonate but instead gave him  nasty burn to the crotch.

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Who? What? Where? Huh? Oh Shit!

Sorry, closed for Christmas!

Blahahhahahaha , sorry for laughing but the White House said today there was no “smoking gun” which could have alerted the US intelligence agencies to the possible threat of a terrorist attack by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Hmm, so let me get this straight, the fact that Abdulmutallab was banned from flying into UK, bought a one way ticket to the US with cash, had no luggage and his father had contacted the US embassy warning them of  his son’s links to Al Qaeda weren’t smoking enough for them. Damn, what do you have to do, put friggin explosives in your undies and inject a needle full of acid  to get any attention around here? Geez, so can someone explain to me  why  I get friggin searched every time I go through customs… what the hell have they got on me ????? Damn you Kim Jong Il !

Psst John Brennan (Obama’s top adviser) should have kept his mouth shut instead of sprouting this winner…. “no single piece of intelligence — no smoking gun if you will — that said Mr Abdulmutallab was going to carry out this attack”.

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Bomber’s Undies

Y fronts?

OMG a mother’s worst nightmare. The Delta Airline bomber, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, has had his singed undies put on display and splashed across the media for all the world to see. Ewh, seems he sewed the explosives into the crotch. Lucky the syringe full of acid set his clothes on fire instead of the explosives. Kaboom diverted.

Psst Wouldn’t want to see my undies if i was on that flight!

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Metal Detectors Useless in Detecting Explosives

Here’s some useful information that the terrorists seemed to have already known. Those friggin metal detectors at airports do jack shit in detecting powerful explosives. Everybody panic.  Seems you need a “puffer” machine, a full-body imaging scanner or a sniffer dog for that. Hmm, which might mean a rethink for airport security after Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was able to easily avoid detection with explosive powder strapped to his leg. Hello, I would be willing to board a plane naked if it meant I wasn’t going to be blown from my seat by a a friggin bomb in the name of Allah or whoever.

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Toilet Terror On Airlines

OK, when he comes out we will all jump him, agreed?

OK people, now that we know there are massive holes in America’s homeland security… hello, even Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s father had warned the US of his son’s fanatical ways…you don’t want to be upchucking in no toilet anytime soon. Some poor Nigerian passenger who was decidedly ill on a Delta Airlines flight caused a scare after he spent an hour in the toilet. Worried flight crew eventually extracted him from his safe haven  and that’s when became verbally abusive. OK, I can see the concern, because it was the same friggin route , airline and flight number as Abdulmutallab and he was Nigerian to boot. Come on people, you can never be too careful after the horse has bolted. Anywho, after being taken into custody and interviewed they were pretty much satisfied the guy was really sick.

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Terror In The Skies

Here, give me that!

Just when you thought it was safe to get back on a plane friggin. Authorities believe the Nigerian man who ignited a white substance on a Delta Airlines flight may have links to Al Qaeda. Friggin brilliant, back to the plastic cutlery. The suspect, who is now in hospital suffering second degree burns, lit up the explosive as the plane was about to land in Detroit but it failed to go kaboom! Several people were also hurt in the incident which has now become a full blown WTF investigation after it was announced it was a failed terrorist attack.

Psst The terrorist has been named as Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, an engineering student at University College of London, who surprise, surprise, is listed in the federal counterterrorism files and MAY (but not confirmed) to be on the banned passenger list. Great two biggies to answer…how did he manage to buy a one way ticket with that friggin name and how was he able to smuggle a friggin bomb on board? Geez, what a way to ruin Christmas lunch for the FBI , CIA and Homeland Security people! It’s back to watching Fox News terror meter I guess!

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