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Manchester United Going To Hell In A Handbag

Well, well, well, seems Muslim Manchester United fans  may have to find a new team to support after a Malaysian cleric declared the football clubs team crest un-Islamic. Nooh Gadot has told supporters not to wear the red jersey as it has  Devil’s emblem as it’s crest (sheez ,took your own sweet time recognizing that!). Gadot said  “Devils are our enemies, why would you put their picture on you and wear it? You are only promoting the devil.” So far there has been no Fatwa against the club , but Manchester United aren’t alone, football shirts of Brazil, Portugal, Barcelona, Serbia and Norway, which carry emblems of the cross, are also off limits.

Psst No probs, just get  “Nanny State” to make the English football team change their team crest.

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You Might Want to Keep it down!

Warning to all wedding singers in Jalalbad, you might want to tone it down because the Taliban are getting rather grumpy about the whole freedom thing! Just ask the musicians who played at a recent Afghan wedding.Hmm, the lads were beaten to a pulp before having their instruments smashed, their heads shaved and last but not least, tied to trees overnight. Oh dear, it seems when the Taliban were running the show from 1996-2001 they banned the whole music thingy at weddings because it was sort of un-Islamic.Now that “Shock and Awe” is pretty much over and the pressure by foreign troops has turned into little more than “slap and Tickle” the Taliban militants are baaackkk.I guess that whole educating females thing was a bit silly too!

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