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As I Lay Sleeping

The last thing you would expect as you lay unconscious and strapped to a stretcher in the back of an ambulance is to be raped by a paramedic right? Well that is what allegedly happened to a woman on Christmas Day after she fell over at a party and suffered a concussion. During the ride to the Yale-New Haven Hospital she came to and found a man on top of her but she couldn’t move because she was strapped down. The 49 year old paramedic was the only one other than the 22 year old woman in the back of the ambulance at the time and he has been placed on administrative leave until lab results and interviews have been completed.

Psst If the allegations are true I wonder how many times he has done it before?

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A Very Scary Haunted House

A girl hired to scare people at Creepyworld, a haunted house in Fenton, was found unconscious after getting caught in a noose which was being used as a prop. Sheez, how scary’s that?

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Rick Ross Involved in Two Emergency Landings

Anyone know Rick Ross? Nope, me neither but evidently he’s an American rapper. Well anywho, he had a seizure on  flight this morning forcing the plane to make an emergency landing before taking him unconscious to Fort Lauderdale hospital. After a few tests he was discharged and returned to the airport in the hope of making his concert tonight but guess what? He’s had another seizure  on the way to Memphis and the plane had to make yet another emergency landing. No word on his condition but it can’t be good.

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Castaway

OK, here’s the thing Jerry Whipple, getting pissed and floating off into the Mexican Gulf on a pool float is kind of silly. By the time he was found he was about a mile out into the gulf. Lucky for him he floated passed a 22ft recreational boat who reported seeing an unconscious man, in a life jacket, floating on a pool float in the Mexican Gulf.

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Don’t Eat Chili and Drive

OMG, Eric Gremm, a lumber truck driver, claims the reason he accidentally drove his truck into a Massachusetts home was because…wait for it…he choked on chili from Wendy’s and was knocked unconscious. Geez mister, are you suppose to eat while  driving? Mr Gremm said he began choking after he drove over a bump and the chili got caught in his throat . Brilliant.

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Once Were Warrior

Dude!

Dude!

I don’t know if it’s the norm, but allegedly a New Zealand man from Otago left his girlfriend unconscious in an upturned car for 9 hours so he could go back to the pub for a few more drinks. When he ran out of money he came back (in a taxi mind you) to the wreck and stole her handbag (she was still hanging upside down unconscious in her seat I presume). Nice! Come on guess where he went next? Ohh, back to the pub of course. The woman eventually regained consciousness and alerted police, who found Mr Nice Guy pissed at the bar.If only an incy wincy part of this story was true it would be pitiful!

Psst All the Kennedy’s have been accounted for!

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