Tag Archives: undies

Whoopsie Daisy

Who’s bright idea was it to have a glass table?

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Balls of Steal

‘Anti-radiation’ undies anyone? Yep, protect your important asset boys by getting yourself some Wireless Armour underwear which is woven with a mesh of silver. Now you can carry your smartphone without fear of nuking your genitals and damaging your sperm (god forbid). The undies are available in two styles – tight-fitting boxer briefs or loose trunks.

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Want To Hear A Man Scream Like A Girl?

A Thai man thought he could withstand the might of the local stinging red ants …so he put a nest of them down his jocks. What ensues is the screams of the damned at several octaves higher .

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Mayor’s Undies Stolen

naked-manAttention the good people of Belgium, be on the look out for a pair of undies  autographed by the Brussels’ mayor, they have been nicked  from the Museum of Underpants. There is no actual details about size or colour but they were described as “briefs”. If the undies aren’t found the owner will request the mayor sign another pair.

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What Is This Stain On My Chicken??????

Meat plant owner used underwear to clean  equipmentOh for the love of hygene. An illegal Bristol  meat processing plant owner dodged a jail sentence after it was discovered he was using undies to clean his makeshift butchery. Did I happen to mention he had no wash basins or knife sterilisers either? Evidently the shonky businessman was supplying around 60 businesses in the Bristol area with unhygenic chicken and meat. The dude got busted when a customer at a takeaway complained about a piece of wire found in his fried chicken and the health inspector traced it back to him. Inspectors discovered that he had been buying chicken from reputable suppliers, stripping it off the bone and dicing it, and then putting it back into the original supplier’s boxes which had the “health” mark stamped on it.

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Superman Rang He Wants His Undies Back

Ewh, yesterday as I was doing my regular 440 stair exercises at Jacob’s Ladder when I came across these hanging in the bush. At first I thought maybe they were Bearman’s but on further inspection I realised, probably not. So what would make someone ditch their “comic” undies in a public place?

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Monkey Business

Is that a monkey in your underwear or are you just happy to see me? A man was arrested at an Indian airport after he was caught trying to smuggle a 7-inch-long loris monkey in his undies . The poor endangered species was heading to Dubai . I hate to think what would have kept the poor thing amused during the trip 😯

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Well I’m All Shook Up

Oh my, a pair of soiled Elvis undies failed to sell at an auction in Britain. The light blue undies were evidently worn underneath his famous white jumpsuit during one of his 1977 concerts. Oh well, I guess no one wants to use that DNA to clone him!!!!

Psst Hmm, by soiled do they mean skid marked?

 

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The Queen’s Used Undies Sell at Auction

Someone has forked out $18,000 to purchase a pair of Queen Elizabeth’s used knickers, which were left on a private plane during a trip to Chile in 1968. The used under garment  had been in the possession of the late “Baron” Joseph de Bicske Dobronyi  prior to the eBay auction.

Psst I want to know why the Queen  left dirty undies on a plane!

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Undie Bombs Are Back!

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle ..kaboom!

Oh no, those ghastly underpants bombs are back, only this time new and improved. Seems al Qaeda are determined to blow up a passenger plane using the knickers approach. CIA uncovered the plot in Yemen. This time the undies contained no metal  and authorities are not sure if they would have been detected at airport security, despite sophisticated scanning equipment. CIA suspect the underwear bomb is the work of master bomb maker Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri (and wannabe fashionista) minus the printer cartridges. Oh and happy one year anniversary of rotting in hell Osama.

Psst I’m guessing TSA frisking is gonna get a whole lot more risque!

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