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Mysterious Phoenix Flash

Any ideas on what could have caused a mysterious flash during a Phoenix traffic report, loons? Hmm, I’m going for an overzealous cop with a taser gun. Gee, hope it ain’t Rush Limbaugh’s letterbox!!!!

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The Shroud Still Shrouded In Mystery

After years of testing and re-testing the mysterious Shroud of Turin in an attempt to prove or disprove it was the burial cloth of Jesus Christ,  Italian government scientist have finally come to a conclusion. Yep, the cloth is supernatural.Reason? No technology today can reproduce the damn thing. The scientist got close by using high-intensity ultra violet lasers but no medieval hoaxer could have got close to pulling  it off (not even that smart ass, Leonardo). Therefore “The implications are… that the image was formed by a burst of UV energy so intense it could only have been supernatural.” Hmm, so in other words Aliens huh?

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Well That’s Spooky

OK Sherlock, please explain the shadowy blob that featured in a live news report? Hmm, yes, well, it could have been a ghost!!!!

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UFO Over Jerusalem

No need to panic Loons, but what the hell was that glowing object flying over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem on Saturday? The object appeared in the sky at around 1am  and slowly descended to almost ground level before shooting upwards at lightning fast speed. Four different vids from 4 different perspectives have appeared on Youtube. Former Ministry of Defence UFO investigator Nick Pope said “We know the Israeli army has some very high-tech drones at its disposal. If this is one, it is one of the most advanced pieces of technology created by man.” Personally I think it could be Roger Ramjet. Thoughts?

Psst The Dome of The Rock is a no fly zone.

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Mass Bird Death In Sweden

Holy crap Batman, Sweden has just had a mass bird death too. Hundreds (OK, a little over 50) jackdaws were found dead on a street in Falkoping. Should we panic now? This comes days after thousands of backbirds fell from the sky in Arkansas and  hundreds of snapper were found floating dead in New Zealand.

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More Bye-Bye Blackbirds

Umm, I don’t want to rock your stress meter any more than I have to but another 500 blackbirds have plummeted from the sky, this time in Louisiana on a 500m stretch of highway.This comes days after the town of Beebe in Arkansas was littered with thousands of dead blackbirds.

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What The Hell Was That?

OK, no need to panic people, but who the hell launched that friggin missle off the coast of LA? Oh and don’t bother asking the Pentagon because they are still WTFing over it and so too the military.The missile, which appears to have been launched from sea,  was accidentally captured on film by the KCBS news helicopter on Monday. Pentagon Spokesman Colonel Dave Lapan said so far the missile is “unexplained” and can’t rule out a possible threat to homeland security because the military basically don’t know what the hell it is or where  it friggin came from.

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What The Hell Is That?

Could it be the Montauk Monster?

Stephen King rang and he wants his pet back! What the hell is that? A small Canadian town is sleeping with one eye open after a dog dragged a scary critter from their lake. The creature was found when two women were walking their dog in a town called…wait for it….Kitchenuhmaykoosib, in Ontario. The dog, in his infinite wisdom, decided to show his owner what he’d discovered and the pulled the creature to shore. After they took photos of the thing, they got the hell out of there. However, when locals went back to retreive the creature it was gone, gone I tell ya! Everybody panic!!!!

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UFO Over Norway, Everybody Panic!

OK, Bearman hold onto your hat, UFO wormholes in Norway! They have video footage (so it must be real) of a spiraling blue light above the skies of Trondelag. Described as a “giant blue catherine wheel” it appears to anchor itself, at one stage, to the ground with a blue beam. Despite no experts or scientists coming forward to explain the strange phenomenon, Trekkies and the likes are claiming it’s those friggin aliens again entering the earth’s atmosphere through a wormhole! So I’ll be ! I wonder what they want? Ooh some are even linking this to that friggin Hadron Collider buzzing away under the earth in Geneva. Hmm, while others are taking a less hysterical approach by saying it  could be Russia missile testing or a laser bouncing off a cloud, I suspect that Kim Jong Il maybe up to something, he’s been too damn quiet of late.

Psst If you aliens are looking for Tiger, he ain’t there…yet!

UPDATE: And the winner is …. Russian rocket. The submarine-launched missile was from the Dmitry Donskoi submarine in the White Sea

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Move Over Balloon Boy, There Is A New Kid On The Block

Oh give me a break, have the Heene’s got Muslim relis? Evidently there is a now a Koran Boy walking crawling around Dagestan in south Russia with passages from the Koran mysteriously appearing on his body. All of sudden, out of the blue, old passages welt onto  nine month old  Ali Yakubov’s back, arms, legs and stomach before they slowly fade. The strange phenomenon started when the child was first born and the word “Allah” appeared on his chin. The parents say the writings appear at least twice a week. Hmm, baffled doctors haven’t a clue how or why the markings appear but are denying the parents have anything to do with it. Mmm Hmm!

Psst Yeah OK, the story came from The Sun but it’s true I tell you, true! You can check out the photo there Koran Boy.

2nd Psst Lucky the kid is Muslim!

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