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Unlucky

Who would have to be the most unluckiest man in America? Casey Anthony, that’s who. Poor guy shares the same name with the luckiest woman in America. His Facebook has been swamped with friend requests and messages by people thinking it’s “you know who?”. Needless to say some of the messages  haven’t been kind… OK, they have been downright scary!

Psst For anyone living under a rock Casey Anthony was recently found not guilty of killing her two year old daughter.

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Lucky Loser

You would have to be one unlucky bastard. Not only did Mark Chambers get arrested for dealing cocaine but the lottery ticket he had in his pocket maybe seized by police after it was discovered it was a winner!!! Yes, Chambers won the damn Indiana “Pick Four” lottery winning prize money of $2,260. Loser.

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What Evidence Officer?

Slightly remorseful

OK people what’s the first thing you do when you are attempt to rob a bank but discover their is a uniformed cop standing right behind you in line? Eat the friggin evidence, that’s what! Lois Harvey had handed the teller her ” this is a stick up note” when she spied the copper and decided to make a run for it. She grabbed the note and fled with the policeman in hot pursuit, that’s when she decided to eat it. Unfortunately the paper was too hard to swallow and she upchucked it onto the sidewalk. Pity the fool who will have to show that as evidence in her trial!

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