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That’s Blowing Your Nose!

Oh for goodness sakes people, how many times have I told you one must never use a gun to scratch an itchy nose, it can only end in a kaboom! A Russian policeman is believed to have accidentally killed himself after using his gun to scratch an itch on his nose despite there being no witnesses. Hmm? Police said they found the officer’s body in a locked room but because there was no suicide note investigators concluded it was accidental.

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