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Bless, oh our little Columbian drug smugglers have been at it again, trying to out fox customs… will they ever learn? This time our sneaky little cartel hid 4kg of cocaine among 20,000 long stem roses, destination Netherlands, in a Valentine’s Day rouse. Dumbasses thought the scent of roses would confuse the drug pooches!
Psst Now there’s a bouquet guaranteed to give you sinus troubles!
You sort of know when someone runs a “Worst Valentine’s Day Ever ” competition there are going to be some dooziers. Runners up included a teenager who got pissed on by a dog , some poor soul who had a nasty mishap due to a colonoscopy and a woman who’s hubby-to-be had her engagement ring engraved ” Darrell Loves Misty” despite the fact her name was Jessica! But the winner of the trip to Hollywood to attend the world premier of the film “Valentines Day” went to a woman from Denver who found out on the most romantic day of the year (16 years ago) her ex husband was dating her mother and had been for some time. Ewh, and whats more they are still together! Yes, take a bow lady, you deserve that trip!