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Post-it Notes Is the New Spray Can

Post-it note pransker or hate crime

The new age sensitive vandal

A Rancho Penasquitos man is pretty peeved that someone post-it noted his daughters car with nasty words like “pig”, “oink” and “Jesus loves you”.The man, who doesn’t want to be named, is Jewish and thinks it is a hate crime and not just some prankster. Some of the other notes posted on the car read “secret admirer” and “pigs are cool and so are you”. Geez, mixed messages or what? Altogether the notes spelled out Have fun. Hmm, I am inclined to think dumbassed prankster because if it was a hate crime they would have simply used a friggin key and scratched it into the ducco.

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Toddler Escapes Jail

Officer, could you talk to her after her nap?

Officer, could you talk to her after her nap?

Nanny State police say they had no choice but to investigate an attack on a car despite the perpetrator being 2 years old. The neighbors had rung police complaining that the toddler had deliberately hit their car with a tree branch. Even though the police from Trowbridge listed the girl as a suspect she was too young to be interviewed, let alone charged. That should look good on her resume!

Psst Come on people, toddlers can do marvels with a sharp stick or a key!

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