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Free Pizza With Every Vasectomy

Free pizza with every vasectomyIf there ever was an incentive to have a vasectomy guys, free pizza maybe it. A clinic in Cape Cod is having a March Madness special on the big snip by including a coupon for a Surf’s Up free large one-topping pizza. Just think, more for you less for the kids.


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March Madness Indeed

Can I have extra cheese?

Hey guys, want free pizza? Well what are you doing standing around here? Rush down to your nearest Massachusetts urologists center for the March Madness free pizza promotion.  OK, sure, there is a slight catch, you have to have a vasectomy  to redeem it,  but hey….FREE PIZZA.

Psst Thanks Deyank for the heads up (no pun intended!!!).

Want sauce with that?


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Way Too Much Information Mr Prime Minister

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key probably gave out too much information when he mentioned at a news conference he’d had a vasectomy. As a silence descended amongst the reporters, he muttered “Boy that’s slowed things down”. The media were quizzing him about childcare when one journo asked him “what if his wife had another child?” His reply was “I’d be extremely worried because I’ve had a vasectomy.” Following a few seconds of awkwardness, one reported wanted to know if it was a part of a budget cut!


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