It was a simple plan. Camouflage yourself and your sled in winter white and drag your 200lb of illegal Xanax through the snow and across the Canadian border into Vermont. The French Canadian nearly pulled off the smuggle but he made one fatal mistake. He followed the railway line and tripped the sensors. Now he will be spending a few years behind bars and a whopping fine. Hmm, might need a Xanax or two now.
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Oh for the love of Dr Doolittle, two women in Vermont have been found living in two cars with 77 cats. Yep, 77. Apparently the women owned only two of the felines and were looking for homes for the other 75. One cat was found dead in the trunk while others were covered in feces. Hmm, maybe that’s why they were having trouble finding homes for them! That’s an animal cruelty charge right there.
The latest daddy dearest story of woe. Nazeih Hammouri from Vermont has been arrested after allegedly stabbing his son in the stomach with a corkscrew after a hissy fit over a clogged toilet.Ah shit!
OK, lets get this out of the way for starters, what the hell is a can of “bear spray” people? Because whatever one of those is, it shouldn’t be on a bus with a bunch of girls. The giggly schoolgirls were heading back to Vermont Summer Camp after a day of swimming when the counselor picked up that dreaded can of bear spray (super size me pepper spray) and boom….it went off. Hmm, it must have been one hell of a can of whip ass for bears because 15 girls had to be taken to hospital. Hmm, so it is a multi purpose spray then? And pray tell why are cops using tasers when they can have bear spray?