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How Would You Like It?

Things are definitely bigger in Texas . A Texan company was forced to recall its coffee after complaints it was giving men erections. Complaints? Seems the coffee contained desmethyl carbodenafil which has a similar effect as Viagra.

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Viagra Hot Chocolate

Honey, what was in the hot chocolate?

Honey, what was in the hot chocolate?

Move over whisky we have a new stiff drink in town? Introducing Viagra hot chocolate. This turbo charged sweet treat will make you a hit with the ladies. Chocolate giant Barry Callebaut, has developed a way to create concentrated levels of flavanols, a chemical that will get the blood flowing to you know where….The chemical is found in the cocoa bean but is usually removed during the chocolate making process. Hmm, nothing like an obese sex machine!!!!

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Viagra For Children

OMG, make it stop!!!!

The European Commission has just given the thumbs up for the drugmaker Pfizer to let children take Viagra. Sheez! Seems the little blue pill is not only good for erectile dysfunction but can also help children who have deadly lung diseases. The drug Revatio (aka Viagra) can reduce high blood pressure in lung arteries and is now believed to be an important treatment option for children with pulmonary arterial hypertension.

Want sauce with that?

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Honey, Pass Me The Dong Chong

That's right, my dong chong is baaaack!!!

Move over Viagra there’s a new kid on the block and it goes by the name of “Himalayan Viagra” or “dong chong xia cao”. The $800 an ounce anti impotence cure is  taking New York by storm. Wanna know what it is? Hmm, try fungus covered silkworms from Nepal! Oh yucky pooh, these special silkworms have  been attacked by a  fungus, killed and then entombed. Evidently you just sprinkle it on your cereal and viola, you’re  up all night.

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Keep It Up

Hey Duncan, Susi Spice tells me you are spending a fortune at Tescos. Is it true? Yeah, she said you were stocking up on the half price Viagra. Sheez, £52 for eight blue tablets is a bargain considering you would spend that on a nice dinner and a movie, right? It’s a right old bummer that you have to complete the questionnaire and undergo blood pressure, diabetes and cholesterol tests first, though! Anywho, we’ll understand if you are a bit tardy in posting on Madhatters , sore wrists and all!

Psst Hey and don’t shoot the messenger, it was Susi Spice, I swear!

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Sex Gum

Move over Viagra we have a new kid on the block, Sexlets chewing gum. OK, before you get too excited it’s a prescription chewy. One happy customer Tommy Babil said “The first thing I noticed was more energy. Then, after about four days of chewing, I noticed the erections were stronger.” The gum contains all natural ingredients like ginseng and Vitamin E and comes in 15 stick packs for $11.97. Yeah, but does it give you fresh breath ?

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Things Are Looking Up For England Football Team

No, you can't use that to score!!!

Well, I’d be watching your backs and holding real tight to the soap boys, if England’s football team have their way. Seems manager Fabio Capello is considering handing out Viagra to the team in an attempt to help them play better at the 2010 World Cup. Scientists say the little blue pill may help them deal better with the altitude and improve their lung capacity. Geez, they better be careful they don’t poke someone’s eye out when they tackle! The side effects, beside a permanent erection, are blurred vision, headaches and flushed faces! Good luck with that!

Psst Posh won’t be happy seeing it bend like Beckham!

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I’ll Have What He’s Having!

Colombian cooking school creates Viagra dessert

Jean was miffed Bob didn't have a sweet tooth!

Attention all men, a Bogota Colombian cooking school has created a Viagra dessert. Hands up (or anything else for that matter), who wants one? Despite the recipe being kept a secret what I can tell you is it includes passionfruit, chocolate, a little blue pill with whipped cream on top.I am sure the loons could come up with an appropriate name for it!

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Paedophile Pensioner Gets Viagra on the NHS

Huh and you thought I was nuts!

Huh and you thought I was nuts!

WTF. A paedophile pensioner with a 30 year history of abusing little kiddies has been prescribed Viagra on the National Health System (NHS) in the UK. Bless! Roger Martin who is 71 simply went to his GP and asked for it because he suffers from diabetes (evidently that helps!). And guess what? There isn’t a single thing anyone can do about it! Probation officers who are assigned to Mr Martin are just shaking their heads in disbelief. To make the situation all the more disturbing Mr Martin has just this week escaped a jail sentence after assaulting an 11 year old last year because the judge believed he ‘wouldn’t be able to cope’ behind bars.WTF Nanny State? Peterborough MP Stewart Jackson said: “This is a bizarre and outrageous example of where common sense gets thrown out of the window in preference to so-called human rights and political correctness.”

Psst You know I sometimes wonder whether this is all done deliberately to keep the well oiled machine going. Pedophile re-offends, police arrest him, judge keeps him out of jail, doctor prescribes Viagra, he re-offends, police arrest him…. Now everyone is happy and all their jobs are safe!

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And The Moral Of The Story?

Russian robber is sexually assaulted by hairdresserWTF, the (not so) latest news story out of Russian is about an armed robber who decided to hold up a hair dressing salon in Meshchovsk. Hmm, lets just say he left with more than a blow wave. The poor unsuspecting dude named Viktor didn’t have a clue that the owner, Olga, knew a thing or two about kung fu. So as she was handing over the money Olga… KAPOW!… karate kicked him to the ground and then tied him up with the blow dryer cord. Rather than ring the police, Olga threw him in the storeroom and told the staff she would do it later. Hmm, maybe not. It is alleged she stripped him and cuffed him in fluffy pink handcuffs to a heater, before feeding him viagra. Huh, you have this shit at a hair salon?  She then had her way with him for 4 days. When she finally released him, he dragged his sorry ass to the hospital where he sort treatment for a broken frenulum (penis) and then proceeded to the police station to fill out a rape statement.

Psst I think this is another attempt by the KGB to spread disinfo!

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