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Vibrating Dildo Gets Wedged

What is worse than getting a dildo stuck up your butt before turning it off? Vibrating all the way to the ER and having to tell doctors to please extract it or at least turn the goddam thing off. The guy also tweeted about his woes during the entire spectacle.

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I Can’t Get No Satisfaction

The charger, I forgot the friggin charger!!!

Attention Loons, be on the look out for a Brazilian thief carrying a 18-carat gold-plated vibrator worth about $4,000 . He stole it from a sex store . Oh yeah and if you happen to see him, can you tell him he forgot to take the friggin charger. Thanks.

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While The Owners Away The Vibrator Will Play

Berlin police were called to an apartment after a neighbor complained that someone was using an electric drill in the middle of the night and was driving them friggin crazy. When police arrived they could hear the noise out on the street and decided to break down the door. When they entered the apartment they found  a vibrator jiggling across the floor.Awkward. Evidently the owner of the vibrator was away on holidays.

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Good Vibrations

OK here’s the thing anti terrorist bomb squad experts, sometimes strange ticking noises coming from a parcel at a Russian post office doesn’t  mean bomb. Nope, could be a vibrator. When staff heard strange ticking coming from a package they contacted police who quickly evacuated the building.  The bomb squad were called in and they eventually defused the sex toy by switching it off.  Move on, nothing to see here!

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Big Bang Theory

Merry Christmas

Holy orgasm Batman, a Minnesota man is in big trouble after he customized a vibrator to explode .Yes, a vibrator bomb. Dear lord, now that’s what I call “going out with a bang!”  Anywho, Terry Allen Lester packed the black vibrator with gun powder, BB shot and buck shot and then attached wires to a trigger. Seems his plan was to give it to one of his exs as a Chrissy present. Fortunately it never came to fruition as his roomies dobbed him into police. In the official complaint the roommates said Mr Lester “told them when the device was inserted into the female he would pull the trigger and it would blow them up,”  When police searched his house they also uncovered a pink vibrator with “Merry Christmas Bitch” written on it. Hmm, unlucky, because that’s a terrorist threat charge right there.

Psst Thanks to Fever Beaver for the tip off !!!

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Death By Sexual Arousal

OK, there are so many things wrong with this story where do I start? Nichola Paginton, a nanny from England, was found dead in her bed last October. All that was found was a vibrator and a laptop running pornographic images next to her. Hmm? The pathologist concluded that there was no abnormalities in her organs so the only explanation for her death was sudden heart attack brought on by an orgasm or by being sexually aroused.

Psst Geez, what a way to go….everyone knowing!!!!

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Is That a Bomb In Your Butt?

Oh dear lord, what police believed was a bomb up a man’s butt turned out to be a vibrator. Ewh. So here’s what happened. The 60 year old man was busted by police for stopping in a “No Parking” zone in South Lake Tahoe and possessing what was believed to be methamphetamine. On further inspection the officers discovered the man had a sus wire, with an on/off switch, in his front left pocket leading to his anal cavity.The cops weren’t that worried until the man began sprouting off about his knowledge of explosives and bomb making. Now everybody panic. Enter a bomb disposal team. They fiddled around for a bit, removing the device only to discover it was a friggin vibrator. Move on, nothing to see here.

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Officer, It’s Coming From Inside My Flat

Don't fear, we'll get to the bottom of this!

A terrified woman in Germany phoned police  after hearing a “suspicious” noise coming from inside her flat. The strange noise could even be heard by the dispatcher who took the call. When police rolled up they traced the sound to a drawer inside her wardrobe. That’s when they found it under her clothes, a friggin battery operated vibrator buzzing away. OMG, awkward.

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Stop Vegetable Abuse

Friggin dill pickle!

Well I’ll be, seems some Texans have got themselves in a pickle over a cucumber billboard. What appears to be an innocent billboard ad was actually put up by Condoms to Go and Sara’s Secret who both sell adult sex toys and the like.The whole “stop vegetable abuse” is aimed at tying to get people to use alternative devices besides vegetables and fruit.
Wanna see their TV commercial?

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