Oh boy, the courts in Victoria have given the thumbs up for a man who murdered his wife to be given a taxi licence. The man, who can’t be named, was found not guilty of the stabbing murder of his spouse in 1990 on the grounds of insanity. Now the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal want his granted a taxi licence because he has become a person of good character since the killing.
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OK people stop looking, Victorian police think they have found Melbourne mass murderer Elmer Crawford. Hmm, so it’s been 40 years since Crawford bashed, electrocuted and then pushed the bodies of his pregnant wife and three young children over a cliff in a car but at least they can close the file. Victorian police and FBI academy in Quantico believe the body of the unidentified man who died in 2005 at Texas hospital is the killer, after facial recognition experts studied photos . Unfortunately they couldn’t use fingerprints because he had deliberately damaged his fingertips in what they believe was an attempt to mask his identity. Police are hoping a relative of Crawford will come forward to give DNA or they may have the grisly task of exhuming his 8 year old son. The discovery of Crawford came after the Herald Sun printed an article about Crawford, which included a computer image of how he would look today.A reader noted the similarity to an old man on a US missing person website and contacted police. US authorities are currently trying to work out what the hell Crawford had been up to for 40 years in the United States. Good luck with that, he had four different names on identification documents he was carrying at the time of his death. If it is him, I hope he had a shit life!
Oh dear, two Victorian men decided to shoot each other in the butt with an air rifle to see whether it would penetrate the skin or if it would hurt much. Yes Loons, of course they had been friggin drinking. Two days later the duo rocked up to hospital where they both required surgery to have the slugs removed from their arses and legs. So I guess the answer to their questions are YES, YES.
OK, here’s the thing 90 year old hoon, driving 20km/h over the speed limit is one thing but blowing 0.112 (twice the legal limit) is quite another. The twilight year old Victorian man has been stripped of his license and will now have to catch public transport or bum lifts. Unlucky.
When a man from Wodonga in Victoria hopped into bed his wife wanted to know why there was blood spurting from his neck all over the clean sheets. The man then admitted he had been in a fight but had no idea he had been injured. When the paramedics arrived they broke the bad news to him, a blade had broken off in his neck and it was millimeters from his spine. Now there’s a very slow ride to the Royal Melbourne hospital.